Hey, all you are you all this and be a shit.

So Keith and the girl, I'm Keith and Malley. Boom, wordle in three. Clock that shit. And I know you're thinking, like, Keith, do you play wordle or you don't play wordle? But I thought you quit because it doesn't bring you joy, but you got it in two the other day you were bragging. I keep finding myself on the toilet. What am I going to do, you know?

Do you remember that Friends episode when Joey had a telephone on the wall in his bathroom?

And Monica saw it and was like, don't ever call me from that phone.

And everybody's laughing.

Like, that's all we do now.

It was a simpler time.

A simpler time when your Manhattan Midtown apartment can be paid in sarcastic quips.

If I'm done communicating with friends on the toilet and I'm done doing my banking on the

toilet, yeah, of course.

Wardle if things are taking time.

I'm stuck with it.

That's going to be the poll.

Do you start your day with news on the toilet?

I check out what's trending on X,

and I check out CNN's Five Things to Know for your day.

And today starts with, it's been 100 days since Nancy Guthrie disappeared,

the mom of Savannah Gunthry from the Today Show, or one of them,

with few concrete answers emerging in the case, it's also reigniting debate over whether

crime dramas like CSI have inflated the public's expectations of which cases police can

realistically solve and how quickly.

No, it can't be done in an hour, 42 minutes if you count commercial breaks.

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