3968: Keeping Keith Honest (Oy Gevalt)

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.7 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Keith’s back, and he’s gotten more so-called-fan mail! Oy vey … Keith also discusses where he’s at in his Anger Stage, No Kings, and the recent high-profile government firings. BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Who is Keith more disgusted with: Louis C.K. or the dude from Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat? The answer may surprise you. Breaking news: Jesus saw his shadow!

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0:00.0	Hey, all you are you all this and we're going to listen to us.
0:02.4	I'm Keith and the Girl. I'm Keith Mallee.
0:06.7	I wonder if I put out a podcast.
0:09.3	Do different people hear different things in that podcast?
0:13.6	Because some of the feedback I get from shows, I'm like, are these two emails?
0:19.6	Did they listen to the same show?
0:21.6	Are we so far in the future with AI and bullshit that the show literally changes to cater to you?
0:31.8	I don't know, but it's weird that again, some of my biggest fans are the worst fucking listeners.
0:37.0	We'll get to that. But I don't know. It's scary what AI, et cetera, can do. This morning, our friend Nadine, her daughter happened to be making her pancakes. Guess what pops up on her phone as soon as you can smell it in the air. Hey, it's DoorDash. Pankakes calling your name? IHop's got your favorites. Here's the different
0:54.8	kinds of fluffy pancakes we have. Look what? A little subtlety. Daughter fucking up pancakes again.
1:01.2	Don't worry. We got you. Get them under 20 minutes. America's funniest home videos comes on my TV
1:06.8	because I watch it on Liz's TV and our TVs are not connected. You're not even subtle.
1:13.4	I did a coupon, went to a restaurant, didn't use the coupon, but the Groupon obviously figured
1:17.9	out to what credit card I used and goes, hey, you should have used Groupon.
1:20.7	I'm like, motherfucker, I didn't even get home yet.
1:24.4	Where's the subtly?
1:26.2	But who cares?
1:27.1	Meta and YouTube were found liable on Wednesday in a landmark case of a social media addiction.
1:32.1	A California jury concluded that...
1:33.9	And you know these idiot jurors?
1:35.9	They're like, well, maybe.
1:37.8	They plead devil's advocate for multi-billion dollar companies that fuck you.
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