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Keith and The Girl

3951: Let’s Get Kraken!

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

It’s a personal show featuring you and Keith. He’s got news! And sports! Keith reminisces on how he started his relationship with Liz two years ago and how he recently celebrated Halloween with her daughter. He also contemplates the future of this country following Election Day, has his eye on JD Vance and Erika Kirk, and discusses what is now officially the longest government shutdown in history.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, all you are you all this and we're going to think we'll sit there's a Keith and the Girl. I'm Keith Mallee. Sorry, I know it's been a minute. I just got home from work now. What? I don't mean this split second. You know, there's the decompression process. Everybody knows that. You get home from work. You sit on the couch. You slump on the couch. You take off your shoes. you smell your socks.

0:24.1

Do you guys... everybody knows that. You get home from work, you sit on the cat, you slump on the couch,

0:26.6

you take off your shoes, you smell your socks. Do you guys, do you guys do that for real?

0:32.0

I think it was a nomad one minute at a time. It's a form of gratitude and you sniff your socks after an adventure or a hard day at work and you go, yeah, I fucking did that. That's going to be the poll. I'm really

0:38.5

curious. Okay, so here's the deal. Fairly recently, I told you about how I passed a campsite and

0:44.5

a campsite. That's probably what I said in the interview that went so horribly wrong that I

0:49.0

talked about. A camping store that sells kayaks and rock climbing equipment and all this stuff, fly fishing.

0:56.9

And I'm thinking, and they also do tours. And they take people out on the boats and all this

1:02.2

stuff. And I'm like, you know what? I know managing. I know spreadsheets. I know phone calls.

1:08.5

You know, it's kind of said this before. Like, it's weird.

1:10.9

Until we make a list of stuff we've done, we're like, oh, we are managers, we are this and that.

1:16.5

So I'm thinking, you know what, I do want to learn this stuff that I wish I was taught when I was

1:21.2

younger. You know, I'm not even good at tying knots. And hey, give me some extra money, you know?

1:28.8

I got a family now.

1:30.8

And also I realized because Liz is a person that has a job and a child, and I don't see

1:38.0

her as much as I'd like to.

1:40.0

I'd like to all the time.

1:42.2

And sometimes I'm, you know, not working on Keith and the Girl, or I need a little break from it.

1:47.6

I get antsy.

1:48.7

I really do it.

1:49.3

I'm sure it's related.

1:50.3

Of course it is, to be in an alcoholic.

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