3957: Previously On: This Is America (Here We Go)

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.7 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

An ICE agent’s unjustifiable murdering of a woman in a car was caught on multiple cameras. Will it matter? (Fuck you too, Vanilla Ice. You’re not cute.) Keith learns that he owes his dad his life because his dad came inside his mother; and, speaking of dumbness, Keith discusses Craig Klein trying to put Keith down for working at a bar. This one’s for the renegades.

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0:00.0	Hey, all you are you all this and be a sickerick.
0:02.8	Welcome to Keith and the Girl.
0:06.0	I'm Keith Mallee.
0:06.7	Tell me this isn't funny.
0:07.8	When I put in ad breaks to Keith and the girl for the automated ads, I don't necessarily
0:13.0	know what the ad's going to be.
0:14.4	It's based on some kind of algorithm on your end.
0:16.8	It's based often on your location, of course.
0:20.9	You know, once an ice ad snuck in, and that was fucking disgusting.
0:24.7	I put a stop to that.
0:25.6	It took a minute, though, because ice is so fucking evil.
0:29.0	Never mind, three to the face.
0:30.4	We'll get to that.
0:31.6	But even when it comes to commercials and ads that are automated, they kept trying to trick
0:37.4	what kind of ad it was
0:38.8	so that automated systems will keep playing it.
0:42.5	That even that, like they know it's icky.
0:45.3	Again, three to the face.
0:46.4	Icky's a weird word, but anyways, we stopped that.
0:49.5	But sometimes, I remember this was some time ago, obviously, but I listened to the Black Guy who tips,
0:55.8	of course, Rod and Karen Morrow.
0:57.5	And they happened to be talking about the Hawaii fires and went to an automated commercial,
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