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Keith and The Girl

3963: A Tootsie Roll World w/ Carrie Gravenson

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and longtime friend Carrie Gravenson joins Keith to help discuss cold fronts of all kinds, be they the 2026 Northeast Blizzard or Keith’s heartache.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, all you are both coming?

0:01.5

We're going to get to keep.

0:02.8

Thank you.

0:20.8

Yeah, thanks. But I don't know. Last haircut, you know, I got dumped. Chew reminded me that one year ago today was the newlywood game. Oh, we're live. Welcome to Keith and the girl. I'm Keith Malley. I'm Carrie Gravenson. How you doing? I'm all right. How you doing?

0:21.7

I'm, uh, we'll get to that, but, uh, I see New York City is having a big blizzard.

0:26.7

First blizzard, like warning since, uh, no joke, 2017.

0:31.3

It's 2026.

0:33.1

Yeah, we got a mad blizzard.

0:35.0

I actually, uh, chat GPTed the likelihood of my roof caving in.

0:39.7

Oh, yeah?

0:40.6

Yeah.

0:41.7

And chat, can I read you the exact conversation?

0:44.8

Okay.

0:46.4

For the record, I know this can't happen, but it was so crazy windy last night.

0:52.0

Like, it was so windy.

0:52.9

Do you start chat GPT with Don't

0:54.4

Judge Me? Yes. It's heard worse. I do. All right. Here's how I started. This was at like

1:01.4

1130-ish. I live on the top floor of a building in New York City built in the 1930s. The roof is

1:08.6

above me. Please reassure me that the weight of the snow won't cause the roof to cave in and kill me while I sleep. Oh, I'd like to please reassure me. Yes. Hey, I just went through a breakup. Tell me how she's wrong. Enter. Yeah, I get it. It's perfect. And like chat cheap, I don't know if you can see, but it's like, it's like scroll after scroll about, like, the structural integrity of buildings built in New York City in the 30s. Then it goes on to, uh, I would hear warning signs. Mm, okay. And then it goes on to... Well, you did hear those. You know, it's in the news. Yeah, but I mean, in the building. I see, I see. You'd hear like creaking.

1:45.0

And then, and then, um, and then it, it tells me that, um, it's late and it's, it's scary and I have anxiety.

1:54.5

Mm, okay. And it teaches me like, they say, uh, this is anxiety, not engineering, and here's how to calm down, and then gives

2:03.9

me breathing techniques.

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