3955: Useful Joy (God Is the Greatest)

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.7 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Sunshiner Keith Malley returns to discuss the big news: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Keith also shares other big news of the year, namely his iTunes Replay ‘25 (#1 song: GAYLE’S abcdefu) and his YouTube 2025 Recap (#1 Channel: Midnight Across America). Keith also plays the McDonald’s manager’s live 911 call that turned in insurance CEO shooter Luigi Mangione and the video of the unapologetically racist Wisconsin Cinnabon worker who yelled hate at customers despite Cinnabon’s 0% tolerance policy against racial hate. Keith reviews Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things: Season 5 - Part 1, and he probably isn’t pleased. He’s okay though; HE WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Oh, and his dad wrote him.

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0:00.0	Hey, all you are you all welcome and listen to us. Okay, we get it. Yeah, come and listen to us.
0:04.9	All right. Welcome to Keith and the girl. I'm Keith Malley. I don't have time for that.
0:07.6	I won a Madden football game with a total stranger online. I won a Madden game with a total stranger.
0:16.2	And I know what I sound like, because everybody's not excited on social media when I posted it.
0:23.0	I'm like Eddie Murphy in coming to America, yelling in Queens, I found my queen. And New York's like,
0:30.0	shut the fuck up. This is a big deal. This is a big deal. And a lot of you understand this
0:36.9	because I put up the poll.
0:38.0	Can you relate to Keats' aggravation playing online strangers with Madden?
0:42.0	They won't finish a fucking game if it looks like I have any inkling of winning.
0:47.1	They have to know how to use five controllers, dominate me, like throw football through my real world window, or they quit.
0:56.8	This is a big fucking deal.
1:00.1	The poll results were over 80% of you understood and could relate, whether it was different
1:05.3	games you were playing or what.
1:07.1	And that felt good that I'm not fucking bat shit.
1:09.6	Yes, it's fucking out there.
1:11.8	People are fucking such cunts.
1:15.0	Really, this gameplay, it's really indicative of the world.
1:18.4	It's a perfect analogy.
1:19.5	I'm not sure how, but I bet it's got to be.
1:22.3	I want to thank you, Direct Dash Galaxy 91.
1:25.2	Direct dash Galaxy 91.
1:31.3	You finished the game. You got a touchdown got the his point i got another touchdown i went for two 16 to 14 and you finished the game and i got
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