3973: For the Love of the Game
Keith and The Girl
Keith Malley
4.7 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Keith is back with his church of scars, and nothing’s keeping him down. Keith has finally figured out why the love of his life left him, and he’s going to try to work on being a different person. He also discusses learning the history of the Charlotte-established fast food joint Bojangles, and he eavesdrops on a Bojangles potential hiring. Keith gives us an update on the Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple, Donald Trump’s golfing prowess, Jeffrey Epstein’s supposed suicide note before his “failed attempt”, and the deadly cruise ship hantavirus outbreak. You can shake Keith cold, shake Keith cold; but yet, his soul can’t be sold.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Keith and the Girl. I'm Keith and the Girl. I'm Keith Malley. What's in the news? What's in the new? Ooh, the med gala. The theme is fashion is art. Oh, so it's anything. Nea Long. My good friend, Nia Long, looking fly. Okay. Who else? Heidi Klum, let's click on this. What the... |
| 0:22.2 | What a cunt. And that concludes the Met Gala segment. |
| 0:27.2 | I'll be recording with the Diamond Dogs tonight. We'll talk fashion. We'll talk. |
| 0:31.3 | The Devil wears Prada. Blaine will explain the Med Gala to me. |
| 0:35.6 | That should be a lot of fun. We just had poker, of course. And guess who was in the top three of poker? The Diamond Dogs. Me? Rick? Cucumber Shaft Blaine? Oh, we don't mess around. What's the order? Who got first? Who got to say? That's not really important. But the fucking die. We're a group and the Diamond Dogs won. |
| 0:55.8 | Our buddy Neil in chat brought up the pictures, the bathroom pictures. |
| 1:00.2 | We all saw, let me quickly explain. |
| 1:04.0 | We all saw the Devil Wears Prada 2 separately in different cities, and we thought it'd be, |
| 1:08.8 | I thought it'd be funny, to take pictures in the |
| 1:10.9 | theater bathroom, our fashion, because we're seeing a movie about fashion. And Blaine, |
| 1:15.9 | Blaine stole the show, of course, but Neil pointed out in chat, our outfits matched the |
| 1:22.1 | bathrooms were in. So take a look at that, keithmanagrel.com. I didn't even realize. I think |
| 1:27.4 | Blaine repainted this theater bathroom, if you ask me. |
| 1:30.6 | Today, how am I doing? |
| 1:32.4 | We're all in seven. |
| 1:33.8 | You know, some days you can just tell. |
| 1:35.3 | But in general, pretty fucking good. |
| 1:37.9 | I woke up this morning. |
| 1:39.0 | Made myself a burger. |
| 1:40.1 | Listen to this. |
| 1:41.6 | Homemade, bacon, cheddar burger. |
| 1:44.1 | Buttered sourdough. |
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