Hey, all you are you all this and be a sick.

So Keith and the Girl, I'm Keith Mallee.

You read the title correctly, I think I can swim.

I think I'm able to swim.

For the longest time, I didn't think I could.

I think I could.

When I was a kid, we had mandatory swimming lessons in school, but the teachers just paid attention to those who could swim so they could do fun things like throw pennies in the deep end.

They give us uncoordinated spastics a boogie board that we could just play with and kick by ourselves.

We learned nothing.

Then time went by, and I thought I never knew, and I went to the pool today.

I think I could swim. We'll get to that. Big day all around. Wordle and three, not even worth mentioning. Skank you. Skank you was a fun way to say thank you. Tried sometimes. Oh, it's a fucking hoot. Just adds to the day. Skank you. They're like, what? Oh, my goodness. I remember a brother of mine is still upset. When I bring up that I would tell my mom on Thanksgiving, happy skanksgiving, and she would laugh so hard. She'd be like, she didn't mean it if she did. Like, no, she meant it. It was genuine laugh. No, it didn't. Yep, I'd go,

Happy Skanksgiving and she would just crack up. Now, looking back, maybe that's when dementia started.

But she loved it and it annoys my brother that she loved it so much. It's fun. Embrace it.

Skank you. Big news. Drake just put out the 113 songs all at once.

Very exciting if you're a Drake fan.

And we're not, because I understand they're not that good.

He really should have focused on 10.

Drake put out three albums at once.

Now that everything's streaming, what constitutes an album, who knows.

But he put out three albums at once. They're going to fight each other for the top ten spots. It'd be funny if none of them made it in the top ten. He's the Ice Man. A lyric really is. Ice Man no more Mr. Nice Man. I'm not joking. But hey, I never really understood Drake. It never was my music. Who am I to say?

But apparently fans of him are to say, and they're none too pleased.

That's the word on the street.

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