3972: Spirit Not in the Sky

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.7 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Keith is crying tough through comedy. He discusses the end of Spirit Airlines, the passing of his broken-hearted neighbor, Timothée Chalamet forcing a scene in Marty Supreme where he gets smacked on his bare bottom with a ping pong paddle, The Devil Wears Prada 2, Michael 1, and the Antichrist.

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0:00.0	If you've got love in your sights, let's see.
0:02.7	If you've got love in your sights, watch out.
0:09.4	Oh, shit.
0:10.3	We're live.
0:11.2	Welcome to Keith and the girl.
0:12.2	I'm Keith Malley.
0:13.4	Spirit Airlines has shut down completely.
0:17.4	If you have tickets for Spirit Airlines, do not go to the airport.
0:21.5	Your ticket will not be honored.
0:23.3	How is this legal?
0:24.5	I don't know.
0:25.5	They stopped all operations.
0:28.4	Your ticket is no good.
0:29.9	You have to figure out how to get your money back and you have to get a whole new flight.
0:34.1	If you're somewhere other than home, you're in charge of finding a hotel or a place
0:40.0	to stay. They will not cover anything. If you go to their website, it says Spirit is winding down
0:46.3	all operations. Winding down, it's done. Contact information. Please note, there is no remaining
0:52.8	Spirit customer call center or email address available,
0:56.0	and you will not be able to resolve inquiries about refunds or other topics, other topics,
1:00.9	through the contacts below.
1:02.5	And then they list the claims agent phone number and email.
1:05.3	Okay.
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