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Keith and The Girl

3944: The Riyadh Comedy Festival w/ J.P. McDade

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

J.P. McDade returns! Mrs. Charlie Kirk is single and ready to mingle with her new Christian dating app. Good for her! Keith and J.P. discuss this exciting news that allows you to possibly date Erika herself, the apparently satanic Bad Bunny performing Super Bowl LX’s halftime show, Steelers’ un-used QB Skyler Thompson being assaulted and robbed in Dublin, and Saudi Arabia’s celebrity events, namely The Riyadh Comedy Festival.

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Welcome to Keith and the Girl. I'm Keith and the Girl. I'm Keith and Malley. And I'm J.P. McDade. J.P. McDade. James Patrick McDade. Good to see. What a memory on this guy. What's up, Keith? Thank you. Keithandegroar.com slash J.P. McDade. Here are all the times he's been on. He's fucking hilarious. He's fantastic. And I saw again the special you put out last year called In Brooklyn. And how did you come up with that title?

1:35.4

You know, we focused grouped it. We hired a couple consultants. Just paid a few grand to a think

1:43.1

tank based out of Washington, D.C.

1:45.3

And they came back and they said, you know what, since it was recorded in Brooklyn,

1:49.2

why not call it that?

1:51.1

And, you know, money well spent, I think.

1:52.9

Sometimes it's the simplest things.

1:54.5

You know, it's like great in your face.

1:55.9

And then meanwhile, you talk in the stand-up a little bit.

2:00.0

You mentioned the story about how you're not the only popular James Patrick McDay.

2:05.8

There was a person that worked for the IRA in Ireland, and he planted a bomb that only ended up killing himself by accident.

2:13.6

That is right.

2:14.4

Yeah, I guess it makes sense to change your name.

2:16.9

You don't need to be associated.

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