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Keith and The Girl

3930: Special Needs w/ Murf Meyer

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

It’s Murf fuckin’ Meyer! Keith and Murf trick you with apparently frivolous thoughts on Superman to help wake you up to the state of the world. Boom! Gotcha! The duo also discusses President Trump overhauling the Smithsonian and history as well as your parents catching your written or drawn “art” as a kid.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, all you are you all welcome and listen to us.

0:02.5

We're going to keep in the girl. I'm Keith and the girl. I'm Keith Malley. I'm Merv Meyer. Mier. Good, man. Good. Good. Good to see you. It's been a minute where you're in a different state. I'm in a different state of the union. I'm in Charlotte. I'm in love. I'm feeling good. and yeah, life is pretty sweet.

0:02.4

I thought I'm in Charlotte. I'm in love. I'm feeling good. And, yeah, life is pretty sweet. I thought I dropped headphones outside. I retraced my steps. I found them, those little, you know, tiny apple ones. It starts my, it's like getting wordled into. My day is starting perfect already. I'm feeling real, real nice. Yes, yes. This is the, the Keith Malley version of, uh, of, today was a good day. Yes, absolutely. Oh, they tried to, the wordel tried to throw out the word level, L-E-V-E-L to trick me. Not the kid. You've whirdled before. This't your first wordal-o. The other day, I got like the, do you play wordle first off? No, my wife plays it, used to play it a lot. She's probably one of those new word games. But yeah, once the New York Times took it over. Okay. I mean, hardcore wordle people feel like have dropped.

1:13.3

That's what I think that's when I found out about it.

1:19.6

And I get mad at it when they give me a bullshit word, but then I know Donald Trump is mad at New York Times.

1:23.0

And I think that's why I don't want to seem like I'm on that side. So I have to like.

1:24.4

So anyway, the other day, the, I forget what the word was, but I start with the word heart, H-E-A-R-T, and the E lit up. So I know it's in the right position, the right letter. And I'm like, and I'm like, what word could be next? There's got to be a million, but I'm like, I don't know why it came to maybe fucking the state of the world, but I go, Reich. That uses a lot of vowels, a lot of consonants. So I type in Reich and they go, not on the word or list. And I'm like, well, maybe that, first of all, that's why Trump hates the New York Times. And secondly, look around. It's a fucking word. Yes. Yes. I mean, it's very much a word, especially like said, coming in now.

1:46.3

He wants those fascist flowers. Give the man his fast. That's right. Put that word in there for Christ's sake. But yeah, I'm feeling pretty good over there. You have a, how old's your kid now? Three? He's three, yeah. She's three years old.

2:17.6

She's running wild.

2:34.2

I mean, she's going to be on the mic sooner rather than later, I imagine, because this, this little one can talk. Do you, do you, obviously, you're going to be the best parent you could be, period. But in the back of your head, do you think you're thinking, like, one day you probably will have a mic. You'll be an an artist of some kind i better fucking behave i i think all parents need to understand that you better treat your kids like

2:40.7

they can write a book one day that's right because yeah if you're and and the thing is i feel like

2:45.2

if you're bad enough it's like that memoir comes quick and it and you're it is going to be indictment so yeah you better

2:52.2

you better keep it uh keep it like you know uh out of the out of the trauma of a memoir is is

2:58.3

the baseline for me if i can right if i can you know at least be that good of a parent then i've

3:02.7

succeeded yeah yeah you got too much tv got too little tv little TV. I didn't know what I was doing.

3:08.4

I didn't know it would be a chapter.

3:10.2

Yeah.

3:10.7

I mean, everybody had the screen.

3:12.3

Screen time was, you know, that was everybody was doing it.

3:14.9

Do you, while they, I don't know how much registers at three years old, but especially

3:20.3

even younger, did you find yourself like talking to her like, something would get in her brain so that later you'll understand you are doing your best, you might have fucked up.

3:32.2

Oh, you mean like an inception of, maybe.

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