3956: The Lord’s Work
Keith and The Girl
Keith Malley
4.7 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get your news in an easier, more efficient way this new year. The Newsworthy breaks down the day's top stories in less than 15 minutes and gives you some lighter conversation starters. It's quick, friendly, and informative. Search The Newsworthy, wherever you're listening now, and follow or subscribe to the Newsworthy today. I know it stings right now. I know. We left planes out there, but listen up. Fellas, we may have lost, but now we're |
| 0:21.8 | on track for 9 and 8. Yeah. Steelers coach Mike Tomley, you son of a bitch. |
| 0:28.2 | She, she, she, she, yeah. Hey, all you are both coming, old's going to listen to you what's |
| 0:37.8 | We're sick and Keith and the girl. I'm Keith Malley. |
| 0:43.3 | It's the end of 2025, going into 2026. I missed you, but we'll be yapping soon. |
| 0:48.9 | I just sent out the veils to all the guests we've had for over 20 years. |
| 0:54.0 | Some of them I don't think I was supposed to reach out to. But anyways, I was having this computer problem with the server. I didn't know why, blah, blah, blah. Next thing, and I finally figured it out. And somebody that worked with us had a credit card that was going to important things. They canceled the card. I didn't know that. I finally figured it out. But I had to go |
| 1:12.7 | to a bank in person. It was a whole fucking to-do. And then I go, you know what? I earned a lollipop. |
| 1:19.7 | And I don't see orange lollipops a lot, those bank lollipops. I go outside. I open it up, |
| 1:25.6 | and I'll crumble to the ground. You know, one of those days. |
| 1:28.9 | That's how you end the year. |
| 1:30.4 | Anyway, a yes, just then that shit. |
| 1:33.4 | That was from the great Isaiah Whitlock Jr. |
| 1:36.8 | A big movie star from Cocaine Bear. |
| 1:39.5 | Other stuff also, of course, Gremlins. |
| 1:41.1 | Gremlins to the new batch. |
| 1:43.0 | Rest in peace, died 71, had an illness, and he was 71. Look, Whitlock Jr. family. I got my own problems over here. I'm watching this fucking football, this Mike Tomlin. We'll get that 9 and 8, right, buddy? Another winning season. I didn't know what... I thought winning season meant you made the playoffs. And I'm like, |
| 2:01.9 | I think they're mistaken. I think we didn't get the playoffs not too long ago. No, it means you win more |
| 2:07.3 | than you lose. So nine and eight means you won. Really? Aaron Rogers, when you go into a Pittsburgh |
| 2:13.7 | restaurant, do you feel like a winner right now? Last season, 10 and 7, before that 10 and 7, |
| 2:19.3 | before that 9 and 1 and 1, you thinks. What have you done for me lately? Nothing in well over a |
| 2:28.5 | decade, you piece of dog shit. You know who doesn't have to invite their team over for Thanksgiving |
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