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Keith and The Girl

3956: The Lord’s Work

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

As we ring in 2026 and take a break trudging through the finale of Stranger Things, Keith discusses the shocking stories that ended 2025: The brutal murder of the great Rob Reiner!; John Cena tapping out to a wrestling up-and-comer during his own retirement match!; over 65% of people saying they prefer ranch over blue cheese!!! Keith also talks about the 3-year anniversary of his mom’s proven ascension into Heaven as described by his father as well as sports players and commentators not understanding what microphones do. Oh, and Keith confronted a bar customer that liked to make jokes about if they’d tip or not.

Transcript

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Get your news in an easier, more efficient way this new year. The Newsworthy breaks down the day's top stories in less than 15 minutes and gives you some lighter conversation starters. It's quick, friendly, and informative. Search The Newsworthy, wherever you're listening now, and follow or subscribe to the Newsworthy today. I know it stings right now. I know. We left planes out there, but listen up. Fellas, we may have lost, but now we're

0:21.8

on track for 9 and 8. Yeah. Steelers coach Mike Tomley, you son of a bitch.

0:28.2

She, she, she, she, yeah. Hey, all you are both coming, old's going to listen to you what's

0:37.8

We're sick and Keith and the girl. I'm Keith Malley.

0:43.3

It's the end of 2025, going into 2026. I missed you, but we'll be yapping soon.

0:48.9

I just sent out the veils to all the guests we've had for over 20 years.

0:54.0

Some of them I don't think I was supposed to reach out to. But anyways, I was having this computer problem with the server. I didn't know why, blah, blah, blah. Next thing, and I finally figured it out. And somebody that worked with us had a credit card that was going to important things. They canceled the card. I didn't know that. I finally figured it out. But I had to go

1:12.7

to a bank in person. It was a whole fucking to-do. And then I go, you know what? I earned a lollipop.

1:19.7

And I don't see orange lollipops a lot, those bank lollipops. I go outside. I open it up,

1:25.6

and I'll crumble to the ground. You know, one of those days.

1:28.9

That's how you end the year.

1:30.4

Anyway, a yes, just then that shit.

1:33.4

That was from the great Isaiah Whitlock Jr.

1:36.8

A big movie star from Cocaine Bear.

1:39.5

Other stuff also, of course, Gremlins.

1:41.1

Gremlins to the new batch.

1:43.0

Rest in peace, died 71, had an illness, and he was 71. Look, Whitlock Jr. family. I got my own problems over here. I'm watching this fucking football, this Mike Tomlin. We'll get that 9 and 8, right, buddy? Another winning season. I didn't know what... I thought winning season meant you made the playoffs. And I'm like,

2:01.9

I think they're mistaken. I think we didn't get the playoffs not too long ago. No, it means you win more

2:07.3

than you lose. So nine and eight means you won. Really? Aaron Rogers, when you go into a Pittsburgh

2:13.7

restaurant, do you feel like a winner right now? Last season, 10 and 7, before that 10 and 7,

2:19.3

before that 9 and 1 and 1, you thinks. What have you done for me lately? Nothing in well over a

2:28.5

decade, you piece of dog shit. You know who doesn't have to invite their team over for Thanksgiving

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