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Keith and The Girl

3928: Midnight Across America (Oh SNAP)

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

A solo Keith Malley discusses the Midnight Across America gang accusing Keith of sabotaging their show, him and his lover’s latest health scares, President Trump and your self-sabotage, and MAGA infighting.

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0:00.0

Hey, all you are you all this and we're going to listen to a six and keep another show.

0:24.7

You's a scary dude, but leave by very few. Just keep it very cool, or we will bury you. See all that attitudes, unnecessary dude. Oh, we're live. Welcome to Keith and the Girl. I'm Keith Malley. Info at keith and the girl.com. You can email the show, of course. Keith just heard the Chew and A show on Keith and the Girl VIP, the one with Newsie,

0:29.6

and you were out of your gourd. I loved it, but just saying, that was some phone call you must have had with Kyle Thompson, I guess. Wow. Love you. John, John with two H's,

0:35.2

J-O-H-H-N. Well, thank you, Jahan, for being a subscriber.

0:40.8

It keeps the lights on.

0:42.9

Yeah, if you listen to a VIP, you know that I talked to Kyle Thompson for about two hours

0:47.3

right before I did the Chew and A episode.

0:51.3

And within two seconds, we're talking about, you know, Chris, Craig, Mallory, the

0:57.6

Midnight Across America gang. And we both have our stories like, what the fuck? This weird

1:03.7

shit. He knows firsthand. I'm like, good. That's good to hear. And every time, so I'm cleaning, I'm doing laundry. And every time I'd be like,

1:14.7

man, fuck them, right? I came across New York City weed. Now, I'm not saying it's more powerful

1:21.0

than whatever the fuck is in Charlotte because what Liz smokes or is, knocks me on my fucking

1:26.4

asshole. So whatever. I'm just saying every time I was like,

1:30.0

you know what, fuck them, I'm taking a big puff. Next thing I know it's two hours later, it's time

1:34.9

to record Chew and A and I'm like, oh, fuck, all right, here we go. So yeah, out of my mouth, it's flying,

1:41.4

fuck you, fuck this, I'm loopy as fuck. I'm having fun, but I can see how it sounds

1:46.6

crazy. By the way, I heard it back. I stand behind every fuck. Except for the ones about Rod. Rod, that was just competition. But with Chris Craig and Mallory, yeah, fuck him. But it was freeing. It was, I was loose as a goose, and, you know, people would say, hey, how about you do a show high?

1:44.5

And let's hear what's like.

1:45.2

I'm like, I don loose as a goose, and, you know, people would say, hey, how about

2:01.3

you do a show high? And let's hear what's like. I'm like, I don't think you guys like it. I think it'll be insufferable. Well, that's what it would sound like. You just want to hear it during a poker chat, I think, not as a show I put out. Multiple people now, multiple are talking about Craig being abusive, Craig Klein, my friend of 25 years, and the three of them

2:01.4

accusing multiple people to people now. Multiple are talking about Craig being abusive. Craig Klein, my friend of 25 years,

2:19.2

and the three of them accusing multiple people, not just me on Reddit, of trying to sabotage their

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