3950: Beat Life to Death w/ Jono Zalay

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.7 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Jono Zalay returns to KATG for a big life catch-up featuring football, marriage, death, and Bruce Springsteen.

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0:00.0	Hey, all you areful going to listen to do you a six and a little.
0:04.6	What the fuck were those jerseys? John, I, he's my dad saying, what about the, like, did Aaron Rogers fucking design the Steelers' office? What's that? Yeah. Oh, he had, he ran out of duct tape. They couldn't even, yeah. They didn't even have pants. They're a bunch of, what's that? Yeah, they look like 22 little Winnie the Poos out there.
0:23.0	You're right, then.
0:23.6	All right, I love you.
0:34.1	I'm with Jono. Yeah, we're going to go record and... Oh, fuck, we're live. Fuck you, Dad. I hate you always did. We do not get along. Welcome to Keith and the girl. I'm Keith Malley.
0:35.9	And I'm Johno's away.
0:37.1	Johno, how you doing?
0:37.6	Good to see you. I like those jerseys.
0:39.0	How dare you?
0:39.8	That was a bee. I'm Keith Malley. And I'm Johno's away. Johno, how you doing? Good to see you.
0:37.6	I like those jerseys.
0:39.0	How dare you?
0:41.8	Yes, the Steelers have some kind of new uniform.
0:45.8	I'm not a fan and maybe it affected their game.
0:49.3	How do you feel about Aaron Rogers in general?
0:52.1	You know what?
0:54.0	What is science? I've always been a big fan.
0:58.6	He's questioning things. Yeah, you want to question Nazis, but you can't question science.
1:05.7	I didn't go to school for it. So let me guess what it's about. If it keeps changing, it keeps fucking
1:13.2	changing. And by the way, if science keeps changing, then why'd I get an F in it in high school?
1:19.3	We don't know. What's Pluto? We don't even fucking know. No. I don't know. I can decide.
1:25.6	Yeah, what do you think about science? Well, I did go to science. You actually, no can decide. Yeah, what do you think about science?
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