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Keith and The Girl

3943: Jimmy Kimmel’s Return w/ Rojo Perez

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Fan favorite Rojo Perez joins Keith to discuss the return of Jimmy Kimmel, Tylenol, The Rapture, Tom Brady’s dog abuse, Trump's war on escalators, and Charlie Kirk’s 90,000 people-attended memorial.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, all you are both coming?

0:01.6

We're going to keep in three.

0:02.3

Let's get to Keith and the girl. I'm Keith Malley. And I'm Rojo Perez. Roe Perez. How you doing, buddy? What up? Good to see you, bud. Thank you. I'm feeling good over here. I'm Keith and the Girl Poker Champion, and people hear me say that. And they're like, oh, my God, is this somehow repeat? Keith and the girl doesn't do repeats, right?

0:23.1

No, I won again. and people hear me say that, and they're like, oh my God, is this somehow repeat?

0:21.3

Keith and the Girl doesn't do repeats, right?

0:23.1

No, I won again.

0:24.9

Keithenegrold.com slash chat.

0:26.5

We play poker every Wednesday.

0:29.8

And once again, the kid takes it.

0:31.7

Now, you might be listening, being like, wait, there were like a bunch of games,

0:36.2

Viola won one, Rick, who we just

0:38.2

heard the other day, he won one. They didn't win the main games. The main game, and here's

0:44.3

the thing, if there's confusion, I don't tell the players what the main game is until the end

0:49.6

of the night, because I don't want to get in their head. I want them to play each game the best

0:53.7

they could.

0:54.5

It happened to be the one that I won and I'm the grand champion. So I'm feeling good.

1:00.5

That's so crazy that you won the game that you picked.

1:03.9

It worked out that way. I mean, you know, again, I just don't want to get into in people's

1:09.5

heads. Also, this is why I never go to your games when you text me to play poker. I know a setup when I feel one. Oh, I would do the worst things to my siblings when I was a kid. I would go, let's play a card game. You want to play boxing? And I would take cards and make them look like two boxers, you know, like stick figures and be like, all right,

1:29.1

and let's see what your power in your fist is.

1:31.3

An ace, that's very good, unless your arm is weak and you get A.

1:35.6

And then I see the card.

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