The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Michael Malice joins the boys to discuss the rift in MAGA, the Pope versus AI and how to get Jake Tapper on the show.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics   Upcoming Shows:  Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Danny Shows: Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Stamford - June 6th Atlanta - June 11th Cleveland - June 12th Portland, ME - June 14th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - The Boys / Jake Tapper / Trip to Mar A Lago  08:20 - Freedom fest 10:59 - Worst Joke / Kenny Hotz / Trump Wedding 20:12 - North Korea 28:02 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics 30:02 - Which race of Asian looks most same? / UK uglies 41:34 - Toronto  46:10 - Biggest Anarchist 50:21 - Collapse of the British Empire 53:07 - I don't miss NY 56:06 - Pope vs AI 58:48 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://punchup.live/dannypolishchuk for tickets! 59:26 - AI Accelerationist 1:01:20 - Hypochondria 1:05:48 - People at eachothers throats 1:21:36 - How to get Jake Tapper on the show 1:23:50 - Kevin Hart roast 1:36:07 - Enhanced games 1:42:43 - Wrap up / Cuba

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2026

Chud the Builder's slur-spree ends predictably, Chinese spies are among us, and a breakdown of the Roast of Kevin Hart   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Shopify - Go to https://shopify.com/boyscast to sign up for your $1-per-month trial today Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your FREE online consultation   Upcoming Shows:  Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Danny Shows: Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Stamford - June 6th Atlanta - June 11th Cleveland - June 12th Portland, ME - June 14th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Pregame 00:15 - Intro 00:38 - Joey Chestnut on probation / Dinner with competitive eater 09:44 - Facts from Detroit 11:46 - Testosterone leads to fairness 16:38 - Dates - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://punchup.live/dannypolishchuk for tickets! 17:02 - CBC Prank show scandal 21:22 - Mamdani 25:46 - AI Data Centers are good! 30:17 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 32:30 - AD - Shopify - Go to https://shopify.com/boyscast to sign up for your $1-per-month trial today 34:36 - HuffPo says have some modesty abroad for chrissakes 40:14 - White guys comedy talk shows 42:47 - Theory on partisan politics 46:40 - Race war has begun 48:42 - Chud 1:09:59 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics 1:11:25 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your FREE online consultation 1:13:01 - Nate Diaz 1:14:08 - Kevin Hart Roast 1:22:15 - Political comentator impression 1:27:25 - Trump reply guys 1:34:16  - Ryan's Uber story 1:42:12 - California Mayor admits to being agent for China 1:46:36 - Sikh man stabs a guy and police arrest stab-victim 1:49:41 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2026

Muslims have a  bone to pick with progressive ideology, Hanta Virus outbreak on a nightmare cruise, and Spencer Pratt's mayoral candidacy.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your FREE online consultation Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription Fanvue - Go to https://fanvue.com to start your creator journey Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box   Upcoming Shows:  Chicago - May 12-14  Detroit - May 15-16  Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Danny Shows: East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Stamford - June 6th Atlanta - June 11th Cleveland - June 12th Portland, ME - June 14th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - This week on Boyscast 00:14 - Intro 00:37 - Danny has Hantavirus 00:55 - Legionnaires disease 02:39 - Spencer Pratt 11:51 - Minneapolis 14:46 - 4 Shows 2 Jews 15:36 - Muslims vs. Progressives 21:06 - Woman protesting nude in a bell 24:08 - Space Vacation 25:54 - Richard Pryor talks about being cancelled 26:49  - Democrats became uncool 28:55 - DATES - go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://punchup.live/dannypolishchuk for tickets! 29:21 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your FREE online consultation 31:08 - AD - Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription 32:58 - Hantavirus / Cruises are nightmares 39:51 - Covid Zero folks weigh in on Hantavirus 44:57 - Ukraine war maybe ending? 47:23 - Epstein's note 52:56 - Running yourself ragged 1:01:23 - AD - Fanvue - Go to https://fanvue.com to start your creator journey 1:02:55 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box 1:05:00 - Elon vs. Sam Altman 1:13:01 - Telus in hot water for AI voice changers 1:18:04 - Misogyny with a marketing budget 1:23:29 - Catholic AI 1:29:04 - Gwen Stefani  1:35:13 - MIA gets kicked off tour 1:39:51 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2026

Crazy JP Morgan scandal, the Met Gala is halloween for rich people, and Bryan Johnson continues to be weird on twitter.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription   Upcoming Shows:  Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14  Detroit - May 15-16  Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Danny Shows: San Diego - May 6  Chandler, AZ - May 7 East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Stamford - June 6th Atlanta - June 11th Cleveland - June 12th Portland, ME - June 14th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Met Gala is halloween for rich people 8:13 - Dates - go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 10:00 - Chirayu Rana 11:47 - Catch me if you can was BS 14:28 - JP Morgan 21:23 - Chirayu's other scams 23:35 - Canadian memes 24:22 - The things women do for men 26:25 - Any job is a woman's job (as long as there's air conditioning) 27:32 - JP Morgan cont'd 29:39 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics 31:04 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 33:00 - Rana's ChatGPT logs 46:11 - Bollywood sketch 51:12 - Infowars bought by the Onion 54:08 - Mamdani 57:06 - 7th grade boys calling lunch goyslop 1:01:00 - Fat made a comeback 1:03:12 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 1:04:55 - Cuck of the Week 1:17:40 - Meghan Thee Stallion & Etsy witches 1:20:09 - Ian Lara's witch doctor story 1:22:43 - Scandalous discovery 1:26:33 - Bryan Johnson and his girl's vag 1:29:55 - Weird Science 1:34:16 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2026

Shots fired at the WHCD, Activists are up to their old tricks, and Danny & Ryan recount their Bitcoin Conference appearance   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns   Upcoming Shows:  Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14  Detroit - May 15-16  Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Danny Shows: Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2026

Southern Poverty Law center in controversy, a betrayal of friendship over Wegovy, and Dave Chappelle explains himself to NPR.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Shipstation - Go to https://shipstation.com for a 60 day free trial with full access Cheers - Go to https://cheershealth.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your FREE online consultation Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics   Upcoming Shows:  Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14  Detroit - May 15-16  Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Danny Shows: Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Rapid fire runthrough of the week 01:35 - Honey pots 03:49 - Southern Poverty Law Center 07:07 - Ryan walked into a revolving door 09:04 - Alex Jones on Charlottesville 20:00 - Rundown of SPLC article 21:47 - 2/3rds of women think men are bad 23:25 - Alcohol is a body positivity potion 24:51 - Aileen Wuornos / Nurses are serial killers 31:22 - AD - Shipstation - Go to https://shipstation.com for a 60 day free trial with full access 33:24 - AD - Cheers - Go to https://cheershealth.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off 35:19 -  Every group has their own atrocity 38:40 - Circumcision  40:59 - Help! I'm a lesbian but women gross me out 51:38 - Anne Hathaway on body positivity 56:50 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your FREE online consultation 58:54 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics 1:01:00 - Losing friends over Wegovy 1:11:37 - Animal suffrage 1:14:34 - Seatbelt Libertarians 1:15:44 - Dave Chappelle 1:24:57 - Fake social media celebrity news 1:25:55 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com 1:27:13 - Addressing the intro situation 1:34:43 - Politics and comedy 1:37:03 - Ruby Rose says vomiting on Katy Perry made her get sober 1:38:28 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2026

Jada Pinkett Smith continues to ruin Will's life, new Pope is weak on crime, and Canada adds even more letters to the LGBTA acronym.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off Marek Health & Diagnostics Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit   Upcoming Shows:  Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14  Detroit - May 15-16  Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Danny Shows: Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Wrap up the war / Cuba 04:14 - Allbirds shoe company pivots to AI 06:21 - My 600 lb life star Dolly Martinez dead at 30 08:37 - Punk at the Park founder discovered to be Trump donor 09:35 - Sabrina Carpenter hates muslims 13:20 - Iran war being fought through memes 14:43 - Israelis dine and dash during missile sirens 16:54 -  Trump at war with everyone 18:12 - Trump vs. Pope 26:47 - Pope is weak on crime 27:58 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off Marek Health & Diagnostics 29:29 - AD - Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription 31:07 - Cool guy / Nice girl theory 43:58 - Christians in a tough spot 45:11 - Does America have the most types of people? 47:04 -  Wrapping up Pope stuff 48:39 - Migrants in Britain Gayming the system 55:28 - Canada turns LGBTA acronym into a Strong Password 1:04:10 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:06:02 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 1:07:46 - Boomers ruining Canada 1:09:38 - Jada Pinkett Smith can't stop ruining Will's life 1:19:07 - Swalwell & Shkreli 1:23:30 - Inside the Femosphere 1:31:53 - Secretarymaxx your girl 1:48:24 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2026

The Apocalypse is postponed, Orgasmic Meditation founder was up to no good, and HuffPo says Trump may be a narcissist.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs   Upcoming Shows:  Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14  Detroit - May 15-16  Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Danny Shows: Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Power Plant & Bridge Day / Iran 05:31 - Trumps crazy tweets 09:16 - Orange Dust 10:13 - "Civilization" tweet 11:18 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 11:43 - How to invest in light of DJT apocalypsing an entire civilization? 16:07 - "MAGA" Podcasters 18:04 - Tucker's not having it 20:53 - MAGA Shop losing sales due to Iran war 25:00 - HuffPo claims Trump may be a narcissist 27:23 - Is the ceasefire happening or not? 29:25 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 31:16 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box 32:45 - Forbes 30 under 30 for women is a direct pipeline to jail 36:27 - Orgasmic Meditation founder gets 9 years in iron bar hotel 49:50 - Boyscast Suckmeoff Pilates 1:01:54 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:03:22 - Newsom's wife concerned about young men being radicalized 1:09:39 - Alien talk 1:18:35 - Byron Noem's main gal goes on press tour 1:20:40 - Influencers face an uphill battle convincing women to be frugal 1:37:11 - Wrap up  

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2026

Kristi Noem's husband has a bimbofication fetish, the NDP conference in Canada is WILD, and women share how to detect if your man is a liberal   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Me Undies - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription   Upcoming Shows:  Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14  Detroit - May 15-16  Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - No Kings funniest moments 10:04 - Kristi Noem's husband is freaky 14:35 - Prayer energy drink 18:39 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 19:11 - Noem's husband cont'd 22:22 - Lindsay Graham is a Disney adult 24:17 - No Kings articles 27:35 - Druski v. Erika Kirk 33:56 - AD - Me Undies - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping 35:34 - Gang check-ins 40:10 - NDP conference in Canada is WILD 56:23 - Special Ed teacher admits to banging 2 students 1:00:25 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 1:02:02 - JD Vance says aliens are demons 1:06:08 - Patriot babe honey trap 1:08:20 - Comedian sued over Lion King lie 1:11:24 - UK Police warn 'there is no safe way to strangle' 1:16:44 - How to tell if your man is liberal 1:33:25 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2026

A Pastor shares a bit too much of his personal life in viral tweet, Danny gets in hot water for a naughty tweet, and an epidemic of midlife women disgusted by their husbands.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit   Upcoming Shows: Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Danny's spicy tweet 13:27 - Blogs moralizing 20:12 - Drawn-on freckles 21:16 - Campaign promises vs. reality 24:06 - Cenk 28:01 - Erika Kirk 30:13 - AD - Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase 31:52 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets 32:25 - Pastor virgin vs. Hoe 47:38 - Jesus was a pimp 52:43 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 54:17 - Midlife women are disgusted by their disgusting husbands 1:08:10 - UK disability fraud 1:13:04 - Bloggers vs. Norris 1:18:47 - Woman marries river 1:20:01 - Help my wife won't let me sniff her panties 1:25:10 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2026

Is the new Ayatollah gay? Louis Theroux's latest documentary takes the internet by storm, and Trump forces his cabinet to wear clogs.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Babbel - Go to https://babbel.com/boyscast to get up to 60% off your subscription Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless    Upcoming Shows: Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2026

Stand up comedian Joey Avery joins the boys to discuss Tarantino putting Rosana Arquette in her place, RFK's harem and how to hack taxes.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a PREMIUM episode every week plus bonus content!   Upcoming Shows: Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Joey Avery Live in San Francisco - Go to https://youtu.be/t4xlXat3ck4 to watch! 02:08 - EDM 05:47 - Gen Z 10:21 - Questions from Patreon / San Francisco 11:53 - Working with Vince Vaughn 17:25 - Acting as a comedian 24:19 - Daniel Ratcliffe is the boy invited to the girl's sleepover 32:07 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets 32:41 - No common cultural touchstones / Tax life hack 37:43 - Tucker's latest merch 41:00 - ADHD 45:14 - Having a kid 52:14 - PATREON - Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a PREMIUM episode every week plus bonus content! 52:31 - Tarantino vs. Arquette 56:31 - Tig Notaro 58:14 - RFK's harem 1:03:08 - Onlyf*ns boom 1:07:41 - Bands

Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2026

Protect wacky teachers! Primal scream session for Women's day in NYC, and weeks into the Iran war.   Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Cheers Health - Go to https://cheershealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs   Upcoming Shows: Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Feeling like Y2K 05:29 - Gen Z has no culture 08:15 - NYC Bomb threat 14:46 - Airlines banning headphone dodgers 17:50 - Racism is back 20:59 - Taking the word back 33:44 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 35:20 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 37:13 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 37:45 - San Francisco teacher on leave for fat shaming math questions 47:41 - Women's CEO ETF 55:30 - Primal screaming women in NYC 59:25 - Female megachurch pastor 1:03:49 - AD - Cheers Health - Go to https://cheershealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order 1:05:59 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:07:36 - Ryan's dad went to jew school 1:09:30 - Almost 1/3 of gen Z men say a woman should obey her husband 1:16:33 - Illegal French paternity tests 1:18:45 - NYC Dine and Dash influencer ruled too insane for trial 1:21:07 - Petri dish of human brain cells plays Doom 1:22:48 - When delivery drivers lose their jobs to robots 1:26:51 - How to spot a MAGA coded restaurant 1:32:22 - Glenn Beck speaks to George Washington 1:38:30 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2026

Iran struck by US and Israel igniting war, a shooting in Austin, and Rabbi Shmuley asks 'Is God antisemitic?'   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless  Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit   Upcoming Shows: Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489

Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2026

Inside the Gay Tech Mafia, a man with tourette's ruins the BAFTA awards, and Ryan and Danny brainstorm homeless shelter improvements.   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Babbel - Go to https://babbel.com/boyscast to get up to 60% off your subscription   Upcoming Shows: Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Gay Tech Mafia 00:25 - Canada Hockey 04:34 - Kash Patel's cringe celebration 07:05 - State of the Union 08:31 - Danny's precious tariffs got shut down 11:19 - Jack Hughes 15:13 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets 15:37 - Patriotism 17:58 - American refugee finds out Canadian grass isn't greener 27:04 - NYC shuts down from snow 37:09 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 39:01 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit 40:57 - Mexico cartel shakeup 45:09 - Tourette's guy 1:01:01 - Gavin Newsom under fire 1:07:37 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:10:12 - AD - Babbel - Go to https://babbel.com/boyscast to get up to 60% off your subscription 1:12:12 - Ad pulled in UK for reinforcing negative stereotypes 1:16:00 - LA pulls ad telling people not to poop on public busses 1:17:19 - Iran  1:19:24 - Mike Huckabee on Carlson 1:36:39 - Relationships good or bad for career? 1:40:38 - Inside the gay tech mafia 1:51:10 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2026

Chatbot boyfriends are being decommissioned, Jordan Peterson thinks AI has become too sexy, and strippers as a recession indicator.   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit   Upcoming Shows: San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Ray Dalio says the old world order is over. 03:48 - Court rules Ontario must pay for gender reassignment 10:31 - Millennials are cooked 12:00 - AI has some problems 18:49 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 19:27 - Jordan Peterson salivates while warning the world about AI nudes 22:41 - Chinese AI attacks 33:58 - OpenAI decommissions its most seductive chatbot 45:56 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 47:22 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 48:59 - Nerds are hot now 50:29 - Girls are so over bad boys 51:50 - Looksmaxxing has hit critical mass and is over 1:05:09 - The "Stripper Index" signals recession 1:11:43 - "Why Maga-boosting comedy bros are ditching Trump" 1:17:49 - Gentrification 1:23:01 - Utah politician waterboards daughter for not cleaning her room 1:23:57 - Chinese Overwatch players protest proposed change to characters can-size 1:24:47 - British pubs in countryside are making Muslims feel unwelcome 1:30:58 - It's ok for women to fetishize gay men but not for dudes to enjoy lesbians 1:33:53 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2026

Epstein's friends keep forgetting details of their relationship, Bad Bunny versus Kid Rock, and Winter Olympics is too white.   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Cheers Health - Go to https://cheershealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit   Upcoming Shows: San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Eventful week 01:08 - Howard Lutnik 07:11 - Love Guru Chopped (Deepak Chopra) 12:19 - Crypto crash memes 17:37 - Super Bowl 28:54 - AD - Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase 30:26 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 32:07 - Right here right now sketch 34:04 - TPUSA Flubbed it 42:25 - Buju Banton 45:16 - Danny's Stand up to Goy Hate sketch 52:02 - Shamwow Vince running for office 55:43 - Winter Olympics so white 58:16 - AD - Cheers Health - Go to https://cheershealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order 1:00:29 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit 1:02:20 - Funny olympics stuff 1:09:23 - Frozen hammer 1:10:58 - Ski jumpers injecting acid into schmeckel??? 1:13:30 - Steve Bannon 1:15:31 - J-Mail 1:17:43 - Ring cams are part of the surveillance state rollout 1:26:16 - Chinamaxxing 1:40:23 - Microplastics in body overblown? 1:42:37 - Wrap up / Dates

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2026

Thousands of Epstein files drop and nobody is safe & AI chatbot agents start their own social media platform.   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off   Upcoming Shows: Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Melania box office numbers / critic response 04:28 - Epstein files / Woody Allen 20:35 - Steve Bannon Epstein interview 25:51 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless  27:52 - Bannon cont'd 42:27 - Ryan's Heated Rivalry joke 46:10 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 46:54 - Bill Gates / Epstein banned from XBOX 50:34 - Michael Sailor 1:01:51 - AD - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off 1:04:06 - Peter Attia 1:13:11 - Elon vs. Hoffman 1:23:49 - Epstein had low T? 1:26:59 - Social media platform for AI agents sparks concern 1:41:27 - AI poses bigger threat to useless jobs like the ones women do 1:42:32 - Wholesome corner - Grandmother breaks 40 years of celibacy to become prostitute due to poor economy

Transcribed - Published: 3 February 2026

ICE all over Minneapolis, an online group of men who like men but act straight, and the Melania movie disappoints at the box office.   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! My Bookie - Go to https://mybookie.ag and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit   Upcoming Shows: Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31  Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Funny stuff during not-funny times 06:50 - Iran 11:30 - Sam Tripoli's prediction 19:53 - Larry Ellison bought Tik Tok 26:16 - AD - My Bookie - Go to https://mybookie.ag and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 27:53 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 29:38 - Gold prices 37:02 - Melania movie 42:57 - "Targeted sweeps" 50:25 - SNL vs. ICE 57:27 - Boyscast schedule / Dates 58:21 - Ye apologizes for antisemitism 1:01:55 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 1:03:40 - A private club for masculine men into men 1:11:39 - "I let my wife have an affair and now it's over. Should I console her?" 1:17:06 - Pierce Morgan's wife  1:19:11 - Davos / group chats 1:26:34 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2026

Activists on TikTok are honeypotting ICE agents to revenge porn them, Don Lemon raids a church, and an army of Spaniards dress up as Stephen Hawking for a good cause & a good time.   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Babbel - Get up to 55% off your Babbel subscription at babbel.com/boyscast  Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless  Mars Men - Go to Mengotomars.com for 50% off and 3 free gifts at checkout   Upcoming Shows: Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31  Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - ICE 01:04 - Autistic Barbie 09:08 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannyjokes.com for tickets! 09:45 - Don Lemon ICE protest 23:30 - Trump changes his mind about Renee Nicole Good 27:23 - Danny's video 32:30 - AD - Babbel - Get up to 55% off your Babbel subscription at babbel.com/boyscast  34:29 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless  36:22 -  Tik Tokers fighting ICE with d*ck pics 49:17 - New term alert 51:05 - Ryan's theory 52:51 - Zoning in Texas 54:35 - Elon crowns Ryan the new CEO of Ryanair 1:04:24 - AD - Mars Men - Go to Mengotomars.com for 50% off and 3 free gifts at checkout 1:07:07 - Davos 2026 1:11:45 - Land & taxpayer acknowledgements 1:14:48 - Canadian woman doesn't want to murder her grass 1:16:30 - Iranian accounts shut down 1:18:44 - Iranians weigh in 1:22:21 - Stephen Hawking festival in Spain 1:23:31 - Australian antisemitism call 1:26:42 - The horrors of having huge jugs 1:30:00 - The horrors of having a giant hog 1:42:27 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2026

Iran protests and imminent invasion, Dan Bongino loses his damn mind, and RIP Dilbert creator Scott Adams.   BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast    MyBookie - Go to https://mybookie.ag and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year AG1 - Head to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast you'll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you'll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription!   Upcoming Shows: Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31  Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com       Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Sh*t's HOT! 01:03 - Iran / Everything is all over the place 09:32 - How to deal with t*tty protests 17:20 - The son of the Sha / Lindsay Graham 23:43 - Benefits of the Iranian internet shutdown 30:16 - AD - MyBookie - Go to https://mybookie.ag and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 31:41 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 33:14 - Lashings in the square 35:41 - UAE cuts funding for study abroad in UK 40:00 - I've been mugged 3 times in London but it's rubbish to call it unsafe! 41:03 - DATES - go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 41:58 - RIP Scott Adams 43:36 - Eric Adams' crypto-semitic rug pull 48:54 - Fraud 53:40 - Philly Sheriff ain't playin no games 54:46 - Dan Bongino Epic Crashout 1:02:06 - AD - AG1 - Head to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast you'll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you'll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. 1:03:48 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription! 1:05:23 - Trump vs. Powell 1:17:23 - Karens vs. Hip hop / Language evolves 1:29:22 - New Bryan Johnson just dropped 1:48:20 - Elon vs. Ashley 1:51:30 - Heroic Australian dude gets one more nut shot before transitioning  1:52:23 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 16 January 2026

Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, a brutal ICE murder in Minneapolis, and Eric Adams vows to fight antisemitism with crypto.   BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit. Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off   Upcoming Shows: San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31  Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - What a week 04:49 - Venezuela 07:42 - Who was Maduro? 16:54 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 17:36 - Socialist revolutions 25:44 - Jan 6th vigil 26:52 - Is this a ramp up to WW3? 32:35 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 34:50 - Potential negatives / Harem theory 42:01 - Venezuelan protestors 44:42 - White chicks living by gang code 46:56 - What do you do with a dictator / Is this really about oil? 52:24 - Muslims not letting women speak / domestic violence 54:33 - One child policy 57:11 - AI slop is getting less sloppy 1:01:10 - Mamdani urges Trump to release Maduro 1:04:50 - Hilton V. ICE 1:07:21 - AD - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off 1:09:23 - ICE murder 1:16:47 - New frauds 1:20:38 - AI photos scamming food delivery 1:22:42 - Stranger Things update 1:24:51 - Eric Adam's legacy 1:26:12 - New food pyramid 1:30:38 - OF Models getting visas 1:36:50 - Dark personalities in the digital arena / Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 9 January 2026

Somalian daycare scammers in Minnesota? Ryan accidentally interviewed Zohran Mamdani in 2020, and biohacker Brian Johnson's insufferable simping.   BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription!   Upcoming Shows: San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31  Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Public apology 01:09 - Intro 01:33 - Somali scammers 12:43 - Government scams 18:53 - Kenyan army scam 21:18 - Burglary 26:00 - Austin 31:08 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription! 33:13 - Mi-scam-i 37:47 - Ryan interviews Zohran 42:44 - Newscum slept with his best buddies wife 45:06 - Movies over vacation / Heated Rivalry 50:00 - Rap reactions 50:47 - Stranger Things sucks 56:50 - Mamdani 59:56 - First black Briton was actually white 1:01:51 - Canadian judge reduces sex criminals sentences by race 1:06:24 - Brian Johnson simping 1:20:45 - Long stories from Women 1:23:57 - Michael Tracey v. Epstein files 1:31:28 - Mother gets her children's Xmas gifts through dumpster diving 1:34:08 - Xmas in Scottsdale / Wrap-up

Transcribed - Published: 3 January 2026

Comedians JJ Liberman and Che Durena join the boys to discuss the biggest hits and misses of 2025, show business predictions & more! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year Stash -Go to https://get.stash.com to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase Ridge Wallet - Go to https://ridge.com for 47% off Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off RYAN ON TOUR:  Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th  Toronto - January 31 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  http://ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   00:00 - The Xmas Files 01:35 - Intro 1:59 - Welcome JJ Liberman and Che Durena (2 Goons Podcast) to the show! 04:38 - Hot chick pro-Palestine 06:14 - Jew hate commercials 07:35 - JJ's flying scams 12:11 - Diamond status seeking arrangements 14:43 - Wife changing stock advice 23:04 - Hollywood is done / Showbiz predictions 31:37 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 33:18 - AD - Stash -Go to https://get.stash.com to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase 34:35 - 2025 media highlights 41:01 - Epstein files 44:37 - Hair / lipo / minoxidil 1:09:32 - AD - Ridge Wallet - Go to https://ridge.com for 47% off 1:12:07 - AD - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off 1:14:01 - Self-help 1:19:16 - How did JJ blow 30 grand in a month? 1:26:39 - Aliens 1:30:25 - JFK 1:32:53 - Luigi 1:45:47 - JJ Video reactions 1:54:43 - People stealing others content 1:56:34 -  James Lipton was an actual pimp / resolutions

Transcribed - Published: 26 December 2025

White millennial dudes labeled "The Lost Generation," Trump's insane truth social post about Rob Reiner, and Chinese Billionaires figure out a loophole to creatre an army of US Citizen offspring. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Bub's Naturals - Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals.  For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code BOYSCAST at https://bubsnaturals.com SUPERPOWER - This holiday, give your loved ones the only gift that keeps on giving — health. Go to https://superpower.com/gift to get a free $49 gift box with your gifted membership.  AG1 - Head to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast you'll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you'll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off RYAN ON TOUR:  Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th  Toronto - January 31 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  http://ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Ryan conned into attending Jewish event 06:52 - Inside the Bondi terrorist's palatial home 10:14 - Mr. Bean has a new movie 10:52 - The Grinch who stole b*tches 17:40 - Mark Levin calls Trump the first Jewish president 19:42 - Mohammad becomes most popular boy's name in Ontario 20:24 - Women's tears lower men's testosterone 22:03 - RIP Rob Reiner 25:59 - Conan O'brien's birthday party 27:26 - Rob Reiner's filmography 34:35 - AD - Bub's Naturals - Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals.  For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code BOYSCAST at https://bubsnaturals.com 36:40 - AD - SUPERPOWER - This holiday, give your loved ones the only gift that keeps on giving — health. Go to https://superpower.com/gift to get a free $49 gift box with your gifted membership.  38:43 - Trump press conference 41:06 - Gonna be a weird Christmas / Candace Owens 46:45 - Brigitte Macron's got some balls 49:51 - Pierce Morgan grilled over Nick Fuentes interview 54:04 - Tucker's pouch party 58:27 - Oscars going to Youtube 59:44 - AD - AG1 - Head to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast you'll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you'll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. 1:01:43 - AD - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off 1:03:38 - White Millennial men labeled "the Lost Generation" 1:17:16 - Cops have lowered the standards for entry 1:19:50 - Chinese billionaires IVF immigration loophole 1:34:17 - Toronto man exposing himself to nurses with fake medical issues 1:36:29 - Disability Tinder 1:39:26 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 19 December 2025

The Golden Globes podcast awards go to the safest bets, a lady strikes it rich through racism, and which MAGA influencers are secretly gay? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription! True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first meal plus free breakfast for 1 year RYAN ON TOUR:  Fort Worth  -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th  Toronto - January 31 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  http://ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Stinky farts 00:43 - Intro 1:06 - Meeting of the Ryans 04:06 - DATES - go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 05:05 - Golden Globes for podcasting awards go to some safe bets 17:50 - Streamer awards 18:50 - EU has more free speech than US claims tech comissioner 21:50 - Cinnabon n-word lady 36:18 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription! 37:52 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift 39:22 - Pantones so white 40:19 - Bonnie Blue 42:35 - Weaponized whiteness 48:14 - Trump sycophants 52:23 - MAGA is gay / Tim Pool shootout 1:06:39 - AD - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off 1:08:44 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first meal plus free breakfast for 1 year 1:10:30 - Diddy doc 1:23:30 - World cup gay pride event for Iran & Egypt 1:26:21 - Riz God catches a charge 1:28:59 - The hot male chefs of instagram are oddly healing 1:33:19 - Revisiting Wiz: the Tinder for Kids 1:37:38 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2025

World's Strongest woman winner was born a man, Miss Rachel is front-runner for antisemite of the year, and Adolf Hitler wins election in Namibia  Bonus Episode Every Week: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/boyscast to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit. AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST Upcoming Shows: Fort Worth  -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31  Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 11-13  Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - She's a man, baby! 00:48 - Intro 01:11 - Winner of strongest woman competition won by biological man 07:31 - Louie 11:14 - Chyna's playboy 13:11 - Ellen is moving back 15:45 - Flight attendant requirements then and now 20:35 - Antisemite of the Year 25:52 - Adolf Hitler wins election 29:18 - AD - Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/boyscast to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase 30:35 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 32:17 - Teachers burning money  41:00 - Kink posting shop teacher 48:28 - Male students show more tolerance to their political enemies than female 50:07 - Problematic Gym content 53:51 - Virtual pegging 1:03:58 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:55 - AD - Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST 1:08:08 - IRS officials reviewing OF content for tax on tips 1:09:49 - Canada content requirement removed 1:11:36 - MK Ultra 1:15:24 - Con artists 1:21:10 - Heated Rivalry (Gay Canadian hockey show) 1:25:55 - Bad Colin Ferrel movie 1:26:32 - Italian book becomes best seller 1:27:16 - Was Tupac zesty?? 1:29:58 - How to SHATTER the male ego 1:33:36 - Mystery clip 1:34:35 - Wrap up  

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2025

Bonus Episode Every Week at patreon.com/theboyscast RFK writing poems about lewd acts, @DHS is located in Tel Aviv, and Huffington Post has changed their tune with Thanksgiving articles SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at https://mengotomars.com True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift! RYAN ON TOUR:  Fort Worth  -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31  Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Ryanlongcomedy.com ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Men don't listen 01:02 - Intro 01:29 - Thanksgiving fights 05:28 - Kids are more religious? 10:31 - Thanksgiving articles then and now 18:40 - When will thanksgiving be civil again? 20:56 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets! 21:26 - My wife wants me to switch politics or she'll leave 29:02 - Aussie politician resigns over daughter's OF 37:19 - Twitter account locations REVEALED! 44:13 - AD - Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at https://mengotomars.com 47:44 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift! 49:26 - Dead internet theory in real life 52:44 - Going through sketchy twitter accounts 1:03:43 - Wife on a rampage 1:07:57 - RFK's lewd poems 1:22:24 - Doritos getting rid of poisonous ingredients 1:25:27 - Trump & Mamdani are besties now 1:27:05 - When headphone dodgers attack 1:29:23 - NY fashion using gay wool for clothes 1:32:03 - Assault victim in UK charged with hate crime 1:35:59 - The Minnesota Pirates 1:43:13 - Maury's Law 1:48:01 - Giving thanks / wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2025

Bill Ackman has a sure-fire one-liner for asking chicks on a date,  Congressman Brad Sherman caught looking at naughty pics on his iPad, and Epstein's weird book list. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs RYAN ON TOUR:  Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - You are not your algorithm 00:51 - Intro 01:15 - Politician caught lookin at FYP 10:40 - Skankfest New Orleans 19:53 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets! 20:35 - Bill Ackman's dating tips 23:42 - Mystery 27:30 - AD - Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST 30:09 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 31:51 - Female Jussie Smolett / Doordash accusation 42:40 - AI of deceased loved ones 44:21 - Women wilding out - conning free meals by being aspiring influencer 51:04 - Fetishists infiltrate barefoot living FB page 55:27 - Epstein files for Xmas 59:10 - Ghislane's house 1:01:20 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:02:57 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:01 - Micropenis 1:08:34 - Trump blew Bubba? 1:20:12 - Epstein's book list 1:26:21 - Bros are dominating podcasts 1:42:34 - Tik Tok vs. the music industry 1:45:50 - Michelle Obama sour grapes 1:49:00 - Wrap up  

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2025

Stand up Comedian Kurt Metzger joins the boys to discuss Jimmy Kimmel, Immigration requirements banning fat people, and dating like a lesbian in NYC. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/boyscast to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off. Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit. RYAN ON TOUR:  Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2025

Australia is reneging on their free prostitues, Mamdani wins the NY Mayoral election, and Teen Vogue is out of business. Extra Episode Every Week at Patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Cornbread - Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast and the offer to to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe RYAN ON TOUR:  New York - Nov 7/8 Fort Worth  -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31  Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Nashville - New Date TBA ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Letters to Mamdani 01:11 - Intro 01:34 - Welcome to New York 04:32 - Headphone Dodgers 05:30 - Mamdani 15:45 - Tenets of Sharia Law 22:55 - Patrick Bet David / Back to Sharia Law 28:22 - Ryan's England joke 30:31 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 32:17 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 33:47 - Ginger Terrorists 36:50 - Progressive Christian Pastor 41:44 - Australia's prostitution laws 52:23 - Mob shows 1:02:12 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 1:03:53 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast and the offer to to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe 1:07:14 - CEO wants free snizz 1:11:58 - Mystery 1:19:39 - All-female transition team for Mamdani 1:23:13 - Mental institutions 1:26:53 - Teen Vogue shut down 1:29:35 - Woman's husband finds out he has a weird fetish 1:30:50 - How to tell my family i'm asexual 1:32:41 - Millie Bobby Brown vs. David Harbour 1:34:36 - JD Vance & Erika Kirk hug 1:40:27 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2025

Spooky Halloween layoffs across every industry, hot chicks for Zohran, and the internet has decided Labor Diggers are worse than gold diggers. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Ridge - Go to https://ridge.com/boyscast for 10% off QUO - Go to https://quo.com/boyscast for 20% off your first 6 months Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/boyscast10fm for 10 free meals and free breakfast for life SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR:  New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Hooters girls are good as gold 00:55 - Intro 01:19 - Bad Halloween costumes 03:17 - Spooky layoffs 06:10 - Girls & politics 13:07 - Ryan's theory 15:57 - Cab example 19:35 - Another she-cession is here! 23:08 - Solutions for EBT 28:16 - AD - Ridge - Go to https://ridge.com/boyscast for 10% off 30:48 - AD - QUO - Go to https://quo.com/boyscast for 20% off your first 6 months 32:43 - Tinder for kids - what could go wrong? 39:10 - NY Election 46:44 - Hot girls for Cuomo 52:11 - Who has hotter girls Zohran or Cuomo? 57:00 - Free busses 59:17 - AD - Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/boyscast10fm for 10 free meals and free breakfast for life 1:01:15 - One Battle After Another review 1:04:41 - Ryan's dad / Danny's Uber rating 1:10:00 - Doug Ford ad 1:13:54 - The internet says these men are worse than gold diggers 1:24:30 - Who was the most successful gold digger? 1:28:33 - lil Pump 1:31:31 - Female Spies are waging war on tech industry with honey pots 1:37:23 - Real life wedding crashers Patreon tease 1:41:42 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2025

No Kings criticized for lack of black people in attendance, 7 Ladyboys beat Luigi Mangione senseless before he was activated, and a heist in the Louvre SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR:  New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Video proof that Danny loves waiting in line 00:35 - Intro 00:59 - Go Blue Jays / Dates 02:30 - Ryan avoids promos 05:40 - Just the tip 07:33 - Luigi Mangione beaten up by 7 Thai ladyboys 14:10 - JJ on a solo trip 18:00 - London "woman" jailed for assault 22:38 - Louvre had its first heist in years 26:06 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments 28:08 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 29:50 - No Kings 45:43 - Trump Macron handshake 51:42 - White women are on notice / Julia Fox can't handle men 56:51 - Taylor Swift is racist 1:00:06 - Spinsters & tradwives 1:05:59 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 1:07:34 - AD - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:09:58 - NYC Mayoral race 1:21:17 - Boyscast intro got stitched 1:34:29 - No contact non-offending PDFile 1:41:03 - Wrap-up

Transcribed - Published: 24 October 2025

Males be gazing, the young republicans group chats EXPOSED! And Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst Lynyrd Skynyrd cover ever. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Rocket Money - Go to https://rocketmoney.com/boyscast to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR:  New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST     Chapters: 00:00 - The Male Gaze 01:04 - Intro 01:29 - Gifts from Eugene 03:50 - New Yorkers love lines 19:44 - Onlyfans movie / Wigger Contagion 25:24 - Crypto 28:16 - AD - Rocket Money - Go to https://rocketmoney.com/boyscast to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. 30:47 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! 32:28 - Mission Accomplished 42:18 - Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst cover of Sweet Home Alabama you've ever heard 53:33 - Onslaught on mens group chats 1:06:38 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:08:36 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 1:10:40 - The Constitution / Racial differences 1:15:35 - Interracial dating 1:19:27 - Toodle-oo Netenyahu 1:20:39 - RFK accused of antisemitism for the wackiest reason / Foreskin regrowth reddit 1:40:21 - Portland nude bike ride / Big army boys 1:42:44 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 17 October 2025

Kim Jong Un takes a strong stance against augmented honkers, Candace Owens spills the beans on Charlie Kirk's group chats, and AI actresses are a thing now. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30  off your 15 inch calendar AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR:  Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Ryan's group chats 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Watch your group chats 02:41 - Twitter at war 06:33 - Subway surfers 08:42 - Portland homeless 10:11 - 'African Tribe' in Scotland 13:55 - P. Diddy trial results 15:37 - College basketball 17:00 - Diddy 17:49 - Ed Gein doc 19:40 - Burkas in Williamsburg 20:43 - Bad Bunny 25:24 - Kim Jong Un says no implants 31:49 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 33:49 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! 36:03 - Wacky birthing technique 48:08 - Crazy mom article - 'I get more action than my Gen Z daughter' 51:29 - What a Gen Z divorce looks like 55:42 - Women driven to AI chatbots 58:45 - AD - Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30  off your 15 inch calendar 1:00:47 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:03:25 - Sora 2 1:07:20 - On the outs with chat GPT 1:09:35 - AI Actress Tilly Norwood 1:24:12 - Steph Curry's wife up to some hijinks 1:26:33 - Biner kit 1:28:19 - 250 lb Cheerleaders 1:33:51 - Back to Tilly 1:34:54 - Elon vs. Netflix 1:41:06 - Harvard's nutty professor

Transcribed - Published: 10 October 2025

Cousin marriage is encouraged now in the UK, the government closes its doors and controversy over Saudi Arabian comedy festival. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR:  Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Fiscal responsibility 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Monday night bender 03:35 - Government shutdown 04:55 - Arrested for memes 06:49 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 07:08 - City council meeting wackiness 12:27 - Men pay all the taxes 16:52 - Sora 2 19:17 - NHS says 1st cousin marriage has benefits 30:11 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 32:12 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 33:38 - Kier Starmer on one 36:25 - Call to prayer in Michigan 38:45 - Riyadh Comedy Festival 56:43 - Hypocrisy in beliefs 1:05:21 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 1:07:14 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments 1:09:38 - Hegseth vs. Fats 1:17:37 - Rob Ford documentary / quotes 1:21:17 - Fat activist lays down the law 1:26:50 - Jewish gun club offers bullets, bagels 1:29:29 - Witch who cursed Charlie Kirk wants to speak to Erika 1:32:59 - Shootings 1:36:58 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2025

Sal Vulcano discusses his prankster inspirations, taking crappy jobs before hitting it big, and how to do being famous right. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! RYAN ON TOUR:  Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST

Transcribed - Published: 30 September 2025

Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air! Will curing autism cause the trains to fail? And the D4VD murder mystery SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/boyscast10fm for 10 free meals and a free item for life True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30  off your 15 inch calendar. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR:  Columbus: Sept 26 Cincinnati: Sept 27 Cleveland: Sept 28 Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - O, Rapture! 01:04 - Intro 01:30 - Man-calling competition 04:31 - UN General Assembly / Autism cure 09:38 - Jimmy Kimmel / Cancel culture debate 22:50 - "Where are all the comedians against cancel culture now?" 30:13 - AD - Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/boyscast10fm for 10 free meals and a free item for life 32:05 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! 33:29 - Rogan's been awfully silent… 38:53 - Canadian hate crime bill 44:46 - People love pitchforks 48:35 - Jimmy's missteps 50:20 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 50:43 - Trump rappers 52:36 - 11 year old has a message for the LGBTQ 54:12 - They/Them energy 55:28 - Charlie Kirk vigil 59:46 - AD - Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30  off your 15 inch calendar 1:01:47 - Candace Owens' conspiracies 1:07:16 - ICE shooting 1:09:05 - Drone theory / Brigitte 1:13:27 - Israel connection 1:16:55 - D4VD murder mystery 1:22:10 - I was a crazed sex addict until I married a virgin 1:28:34 - The traits of sexless people 1:32:23 - WNBA Ties / Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 26 September 2025

The shooter, The Conspiracy Theories, and fallout from bad takes (Recorded before Kimmel Fired) Extra Episode every week at http://patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Rocket Money - Go to https://rocketmoney.com/boyscast to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year AG1 - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. RYAN ON TOUR:  Appleton: Sept 19/20 Milwaukee - Sept 21 Columbus: Sept 26 Cincinnati: Sept 27 Cleveland: Sept 28 Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST     Chapters: 00:00 - The War on Ryans 00:34 - Intro 01:00 - Ryan receiving Ryan-hate memes 04:16 - Posthumous backlogs 06:02 - Competing to have been better friends with CK 09:03 - Hard to get a clear picture 14:27 - Political violence 17:37 - Shooter's messages / pidgin 27:54 - You can't see a therapist and get a gun 29:38 - AI books about CK being published on the same day of tragedy 30:49 - AD - Rocket Money - Go to https://rocketmoney.com/boyscast to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. 33:18 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 35:23 - CK Vigils turning into brawls 36:22 - The two arguments happening online right now 41:22 - Rolling Stone article that aged poorly 43:28 - Teacher allegedly shows CK video to 10 and 11 year olds 51:33 - Larry Ellison buying all sorts of stuff 54:51 - Israel / Candace Owens 1:00:02 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 1:02:14 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:04:40 - Trump investigating George Soros 1:08:12 - Plus sized model wants fatphobia to be a crime 1:14:50 - Summary 1:24:28 - Danny is a paid shill 1:25:52 - Emmy's are for the boys 1:28:47 - Women's only nightclub opens and closes same night because nobody ordered bottle service 1:33:05 - Cucking disaster #1 1:40:55 - Cucking disaster #2

Transcribed - Published: 19 September 2025

Extensive coverage of the murder of Charlie Kirk, ICE COLD takes from the internet, and a Karen ruins a kid's baseball game. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to www.prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST for a first deposit match of up to $100 FITBOD - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30  off your 15 inch calendar SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com   Chapters: 00:00 - Intro 00:23 - Where to start? 02:06 - Originally planned articles 05:00 - Social media fries your brain 09:27 - Internet debates becoming bloodsport / ICE COLD takes  11:42 - US warns visa entrants not to celebrate on social media if they plan on entering 12:40 - The 5 types of reactions you'll see 16:22 - People losing their jobs 19:11 - MSNBC talking head posits "celebratory shots" / Gun rights hypocrisy 29:08 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to www.prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 when you play a $5 lineup 30:46 - AD - FITBOD - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 32:40 - Once killer is identified it will change the narrative 34:52 - Rabbi Shmuley's brilliant scheme 37:17 - Hype beast tiktoker can't read the room during active shooter scenario 38:56 - Don Lemon / Opportunists / Rachel Gilmore 42:56 - South park episode pulled / Hindustan Times take 45:23 - Debate participant that disagreed with Kirk writes heartfelt note, gets obliterated by commenters 49:06 - Jezebel's witches did it. 54:58 - The Ballad of Philly Karen 58:27 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! 1:00:37 - AD - Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30  off your 15 inch calendar 1:03:18 - Ukrainian girl stabbed to death in hate crime 1:16:25 - Decapitator in Canada / Are wild things coming? 1:19:38 - Social media foaming at the mouth for violent revolt 1:25:36 - Posting is optional / Crazy mom documentary 1:27:51 - Young Thug trial 1:30:46 - Trump & his Billionaires / Dept. of War 1:35:44 - Weird vibe this week 1:37:18 - Danny's night shift / wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 12 September 2025

Sadia Khan has an impressive grift, Disney has a groundbreaking new idea for attracting male audiences, and Trump is still alive despite rumors. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30  off your 15 inch calendar AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST

Transcribed - Published: 5 September 2025

Comedian Jimmy Dore joins the fellas to talk about the Surveillance state, military industrial complex, and an ill-conceived mayoral bench press competition SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 50 dollars when you play a 5 dollar lineup OpenPhone - Go to https://openphone.com/boyscast for 20% off your first 6 months Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/boyscast10fm for 10 free meals and a free item for life Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 00:35 - Intro 01:00 - Welcome Jimmy Dore 01:19 - Jimmy's new comedy special  02:04 - Naked gun was good 04:22 - Liam Neeson 05:00 - Bench pressing mayors 07:15 - Bernie 10:32 - Tulsi 11:48 - Toadies 15:06 - Inflation 16:36 - Trump going back on promises 19:12 - Venezuelan oil 21:40 - UK Censorship 24:45 - Are tech guys controlling Trump or vice versa? 26:75 - Compromised laptop 28:34 - Military in LA 31:10 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 50 dollars when you play a 5 dollar lineup 32:48 - AD - OpenPhone - Go to https://openphone.com/boyscast for 20% off your first 6 months 34:22 - Comedians coming out for Trump 39:31 - Fascism has been here for a while 44:26 - No investigation in Butler PA 47:14 - John Bolton's house raided 49:00 - How to save the country? 51:52 - Eric Adams 55:09 - Where's the Ukraine / Russia war headed? 1:01:39 - AD - Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/boyscast10fm for 10 free meals and a free item for life 1:03:32 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 1:05:41 - World is run by blackmail PDF files 1:06:56 - MK Ultra 1:08:10 - Jab injury 1:17:07 - Arguing with AI 1:21:29 -  PDF File arrested in Vegas 1:24:05 - What would you do if you were president? 1:33:15 - US pulling out of wars 1:37:09 - When Bernie got Russiagated 1:39:21 - Epstein 1:42:55 - Population 1:45:33 - Women were allowed in the workplace to be taxed 1:50:15 - Money printing / ponzi schemes 1:57:00 - Kidney stone 2:04:56 - New rules for fat people on airplanes 2:06:39 - Flight from hell 2:10:19 - Wrap up / plugs

Transcribed - Published: 29 August 2025

Catcalling sting operations are underway in the UK, controversy over gay male NFL cheerleaders, and why billionaires try so hard to be "cool." SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Only 30% of people have an internal monologue 00:50 - Intro 01:16 - Ryan's bender 02:22 - Male cheerleaders 10:17 - Comedy Cruise 11:22 - Aussie footballer cries in interview 25:51 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 27:56 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 30:24 - British cop catcalling sting 40:56 - Comedy cruise hijinks 52:28 - Trump & Putin's absurdly long handshake 58:20 - The cooler billionaires try to be the more people hate them 1:03:01 - Women default on student loan debt more than men 1:07:13 - Woman blows up pregnant friend's fiancee's spot 1:13:31 - Denmark's mermaid statue controversy 1:23:48 - Being online is destroying young peoples personalities 1:30:45 - Maxim getting flak for articles published in the 90's 1:35:04 - Howard Stern then and now 1:38:31 - Man with world's largest hog broke his arm because of it 1:39:26 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 22 August 2025

Comedians Lev Fer and Colum Tyrrell join the boys in studio to discuss AI Girlfriends, the best Late Nite hosts, and a brilliant business idea SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! FITBOD - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Intro 00:23 - Legendary boys panel 01:52 - Pizza guy comedy 16:04 - Aerobics 18:34 - Midsommar 23:20 - Boy's Q&A 26:47 - Lev's bet 31:36 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! 33:23 - Lev's chaotic life 53:13 - Poop 57:23 - Lev's hater's ball 1:06:25 - AD - FITBOD - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription! 1:08:07 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 1:08:39 - Best late nite host? 1:09:50 - T*tstarter 1:34:44 - Thoughts on UK / Australia? 1:43:03 - Men falling in love with AI chatbots 1:52:57 - Wrap up / plugs

Transcribed - Published: 15 August 2025

Author Rob Henderson joins the boys to discuss Luxury Beliefs, simps & pick me's, and many other topics. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   00:00 - Intro 00:23 - Welcome Rob Henderson to the show 03:28 - Would you call yourself an author? 04:46 - Leo DiCaprio and the women who love to hate him 10:41 - Race relates to you coalition 14:54 - What makes a man? 22:21 - Defund the police is a luxury belief 29:47 - Women become more conservative after marriage 35:37 - Gender equality paradox 38:54 - AD - HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments 40:23 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 40:51 - Gender Paradox cont'd 47:10 - Everything new is just a combination of something old repackaged 48:27 - Simps & Pick me's 50:21 - Sydney Sweeney 57:19 - Pick Me is the PC version of sl*t 58:49 - How will the future affect Gen Z and Millenials? 1:02:29 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:04:04 - UBI 1:09:48 - Progress 1:11:53 - San Francisco 1:14:37 - What are the biggest issues? 1:22:06 - What are the new Luxury Beliefs? 1:36:52 - Background / Q&A

Transcribed - Published: 12 August 2025

A progressive mother forces a daughter to have a period party against her will, Sydney Sweeney may start a race war, and a man can't goon because his face tattoos block him from facial recognition. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments FITBOD - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Women love psychos 01:29 - Intro 01:54 - Plane story 03:33 - Tulsa is weird 04:16 - WNBA dildo debacle 11:43 - Coder receives insane contract from META  17:58 - Ryan becoming an AI doomer 21:06 - Man can't goon because of face tattoos 24:43 - Progressive mom forces daughter to have period party  33:31 - AD - HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments 35:38 - Ryan doing a cruise 37:36 - Sydney Sweeney sparking race war 40:57 - Why is the right obsessed with thinness? 48:01 - Nelly Fatlardo 50:53 - Katy Perry & Trudeau confirmed 52:45 - Cincinatti brawl 59:55 - Australia banning internet words 1:02:14 - AD - FITBOD - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 1:04:15 - Australia's machete disposal bins 1:13:28 - Women pay me to teach them how to give head 1:25:13 - NYT says pull people off life support to harvest their precious organs 1:26:59 - Wife charges her husband (who already bought the food) for making his lunch 1:36:52 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 8 August 2025

Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan meeting their end won't stop activists from complaining about them online, Pedro Pascal has a scientific reason for feeling up hot chicks, and the Tea app promises to make dating even worse. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Chewed up in Puerto Rico  03:09 - Cockfighting 07:32 - AI Problems 10:05 - US Government starts Gofundme for national debt 15:15 - Grim Reaper working overtime this week 16:22 - Conspiracies 20:48 - Sydney Sweeny's controversial ad 28:35 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 30:37 - AD - Marek Health - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 33:19 - Joey Swole apology for Hulk Hogan 41:50 - Justin Trudeau dating Katy Perry?? 44:05 - Canadian Hockey drama 50:27 - Ozzy & Zionism 53:32 - JFL controversy 58:04 - Pedro Pascal has a medical condition requiring him to feel up chicks 1:02:21 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 1:02:57 - WNBA Chaos 1:05:44 - TEA App aims to make dating even worse 1:13:24 - Men need to lower their standards on dating app claims article 1:15:32 - Indian tourists in Thailand call police after escort's breasts were "too small" 1:17:41 - "Mermaiding" gaining popularity in DC area 1:20:43 - DNC tries appealing to men… again 1:22:13 - Vatican recruits hot priests to make church cool again 1:28:51 - Local man just wants a handy before bed  1:34:00 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 1 August 2025

The boys come up with clever ways to solve the WNBA's financial issues, Bibi Netanyahu goes on a podcast tour, and PBS & Colbert are getting canned SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! OpenPhone - Go to https://openphone.com/boyscast to get 20% off your first 6 months Fitbod - go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Bibi's podcast tour 01:09 - Intro 01:33 - Puerto Rico / Stud Buds 05:11 - Ryan is actually nasty at figure skating 06:09 - Pay us what you owe us 16:22 - Dudes taking financial L's / Coldplay CEO 25:14 - Matt Walsh vs. Andrew Tate 30:17 - AD - OpenPhone - Go to https://openphone.com/boyscast to get 20% off your first 6 months 32:24 - AD - Fitbod - go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 34:44 - Hollywood Weasels 43:23 - Thai Monks get honeypotted 49:11 - Wage gap can be solved by banning men from working long hours 53:57 - Toronto Mans confesses to murder on IG live interview 58:54 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 1:00:13 - PBS losing funding 1:05:17 - Colbert getting canned 1:13:31 - CBS reporter claims he got PTSD from covering Trump assassination attempt 1:14:00 - Hunter Biden interview 1:17:50 - Nelk boys & Bibi have a chat 1:21:11 - Whitney Cummings podcast removed for talking about Epstein 1:22:21 - AIPAC Tracker too Zionist for extremists 1:23:26 - Danny's Jew Shews 1:25:09 - My neighbor cranks it too loud 1:30:22 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

Grok & Elmo's Hilarious Racism Bender, Epstein Demands & The Taliban's Hilarious Tourism Video Grok and Elmo begin noticing, Trump has his hands full with Epstein case fallout, and the Taliban want to show you a real good time. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Lena Dunham on Fatphobia 00:57 - Intro 01:21 - What did I miss? 02:44 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannyjokes.com for tickets! 03:34 - Shows went nuts 2016 and onward 04:52 - Taliban Tourism Board 08:55 - Gay dudes have a lot of fun / Crushing puss gets sad when you're old 13:21 - Divorcee forced to pay for half of husband's trans surgery 19:00 - Clandestine predator catchers add can crushing to video for satisfying vibes 20:26 - Epstein 31:10 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments 33:12 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 34:58 - Trump declares war on podcast bros 40:26 - Gen Z stare 44:00 - Uber CEO designs machines to make kitchen workers extinct 50:17 - Creepy new trend on OF 53:15 - Donald Trump is not a clown - I should know 59:20 - AD - Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order 1:01:00 - Elmo's X account goes WILD / Grok goes hitler mode 1:13:57 - Danny's weird DM's 1:20:28 - Weekly Will Smith video 1:22:12 - Will my wife notice that i'm regrowing my foreskin? 1:35:13 - Wrap up

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2025

The Punisher (Sharay Hayes) joins the boys in studio to discuss the Diddy Trial, Masculinity, and the secrets of Women men don't know about SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off Fitbod - go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025