meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Silicon Valley's Gay Tech Mafia & Dropping the N-Word with Tourette's Syndrome

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2026

⏱️ 112 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Inside the Gay Tech Mafia, a man with tourette's ruins the BAFTA awards, and Ryan and Danny brainstorm homeless shelter improvements.

 

SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!

Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription

AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit

Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts

Babbel - Go to https://babbel.com/boyscast to get up to 60% off your subscription

 

Upcoming Shows:

Sacramento - Feb 27/28

Philadelphia - Mar 17-19

Madison - Mar 26-28

Vancouver - April 2-4

Minneapolis - may 8/9

Chicago - May 12-14

Detroit - May 15-16

Winnipeg - Jun 4-6

Spokane - June 18-20

Phoenix - June 26/27

Boston - July 17

Halifax - Aug 8

Nashville - Aug 12/13

Kansas City - Aug 14/15

DC - Dec 3-5 

Ryanlongcomedy.com

 

Danny Shows:

Fort Worth - March 13/14

Pittsburgh - April 9th

Chicago - April 10/11

Detroit - April 12th

Charlotte - April 29th

Washington, DC - April 30th

Ocala, FL - May 2nd

San Diego - May 6th

Chandler - May 7th

https://dannycomedy.com

 

Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy

Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 

FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com

 

To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast

 

Ryan @ryanlongcomedy

Danny @dannyjokes

Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy

Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy

Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy

tiktok @ryanlongcomedy 

AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489

 

Chapters:

00:00 - Gay Tech Mafia

00:25 - Canada Hockey

04:34 - Kash Patel's cringe celebration

07:05 - State of the Union

08:31 - Danny's precious tariffs got shut down

11:19 - Jack Hughes

15:13 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets

15:37 - Patriotism

17:58 - American refugee finds out Canadian grass isn't greener

27:04 - NYC shuts down from snow

37:09 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription

39:01 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit

40:57 - Mexico cartel shakeup

45:09 - Tourette's guy

1:01:01 - Gavin Newsom under fire

1:07:37 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts

1:10:12 - AD - Babbel - Go to https://babbel.com/boyscast to get up to 60% off your subscription

1:12:12 - Ad pulled in UK for reinforcing negative stereotypes

1:16:00 - LA pulls ad telling people not to poop on public busses

1:17:19 - Iran 

1:19:24 - Mike Huckabee on Carlson

1:36:39 - Relationships good or bad for career?

1:40:38 - Inside the gay tech mafia

1:51:10 - Wrap up

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Inside the gay tech mafia, Teal, Altman, Polish Chuck.

0:06.5

Long.

0:07.7

No, I already said Paul Shuck. Long wasn't on it.

0:11.2

Long was not there. We already checked. We actually did a double check and Long's name was not there.

0:16.4

Inside the street mafia, however, Long, Long, long, long. Just my whole family, dude. The whole family. I'll go back to the tech mafia after, because more importantly, Kandah just got fucking... Danny's not a happy camper right now. No. And by the way, the country's been through a lot, if I'm going to be completely honest. I think it's good for the country. Why do you think it's good for the country? Listen, we obviously live in New York right now. From an identity standpoint, it was kind of like a big part of Canadian identity. And, you know, obviously Canada's probably going down the wrong path in a lot of things. And now they're maybe like, all right, time to course correct some things here, boys. You think it's a wake-up call? here, Kendrick was not the wake-up call. No, Drake Kendrick was not the wake-up call. This didn't hit home in, like, you know, small town, Ontario. I see what you... See, you were not a happy Camber, so this is how you've coped. I woke up at fucking 7.45 to watch a hockey game on a Sunday morning. Yeah. And but over the course of time, it sounds like three days you've coped i woke up at fucking 745 to watch a hockey game on a sunday morning yeah and

1:12.3

but over the course of time it sounds like three days you've done some introspection and now you're

1:16.3

happy with it i'm not happy with it i wasn't waking up i i do not want people to be like oh i'm

1:21.1

fucking pumped eh this is what you're saying like if they did win it would have been business as

1:27.1

usual the guy with a dick four million more immigrants a guy with a dick end of a But you're saying, like, if they did win, it would have been business as usual.

1:28.0

Yeah, just a four million more immigrants.

1:30.5

A guy with a dick and a vagina.

1:32.5

He was fingering himself well.

1:34.3

Literally all the dick at the game.

1:36.0

All the stuff.

1:37.0

They would have been like more chopping dicks.

1:38.8

Just like everything is going exactly as planned in Canada.

1:43.0

Couldn't, there's not a single problem in this country, you know? Do you think that the guy with the dick and the vagina when he has sex, he says, pick your poison? Question is, does he ever store the dick in the vagina? Yeah, of course. That's how it started. Someone said, go fuck yourself. And he took that a little literally okay I will well that's gonna be the government's

2:02.3

problem right my surgery's in two weeks actually so uh see I'll tell you why I didn't like this I just

2:08.5

I'm not I hated I sorry to cut you no no no you're hyped up I apologize to you

2:14.8

disgusted with the prime minister of Canada's post about this.

2:20.6

What did he say?

2:21.3

Let me pull this up.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Boys, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Boys and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.