The Hilarious Showdown Between Muslims and Progressives, Hantavirus Nutjobs & Spencer Pratt
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
The Boys
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
Muslims have a bone to pick with progressive ideology, Hanta Virus outbreak on a nightmare cruise, and Spencer Pratt's mayoral candidacy.
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Chapters:
00:00 - This week on Boyscast
00:14 - Intro
00:37 - Danny has Hantavirus
00:55 - Legionnaires disease
02:39 - Spencer Pratt
11:51 - Minneapolis
14:46 - 4 Shows 2 Jews
15:36 - Muslims vs. Progressives
21:06 - Woman protesting nude in a bell
24:08 - Space Vacation
25:54 - Richard Pryor talks about being cancelled
26:49 - Democrats became uncool
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32:58 - Hantavirus / Cruises are nightmares
39:51 - Covid Zero folks weigh in on Hantavirus
44:57 - Ukraine war maybe ending?
47:23 - Epstein's note
52:56 - Running yourself ragged
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1:05:00 - Elon vs. Sam Altman
1:13:01 - Telus in hot water for AI voice changers
1:18:04 - Misogyny with a marketing budget
1:23:29 - Catholic AI
1:29:04 - Gwen Stefani
1:35:13 - MIA gets kicked off tour
1:39:51 - Wrap up
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Boys, we're in for a crazy week. |
| 0:01.7 | We got Spencer Pratt Muslims versus Jews, |
| 0:04.1 | versus protesters, versus tithes, |
| 0:06.0 | versus antivirus, ball-maxing Epstein suicide. |
| 0:08.7 | Now it's Sam Altman, and women can't stop spending because of ADHD. |
| 0:12.3 | Hit the intro, folks. |
| 0:14.1 | The boys. |
| 0:14.6 | The boys cast. |
| 0:16.3 | The last. |
| 0:17.1 | The boys cast. |
| 0:18.8 | The dudes. |
| 0:19.5 | Prepare your sons for boys cast. The pros. The dudes Prepare your sons |
| 0:21.3 | For the Boyscast |
| 0:23.1 | Fellas, this is the Boyscast |
| 0:25.8 | The Holy |
| 0:26.5 | The Boyscast |
| 0:28.2 | The Doom |
| 0:28.9 | Experience the Boyscast |
| 0:33.2 | Fellas |
| 0:34.3 | Fellas, this is the Boys' cast Welcome back. I think I have Haunta Virus. Danny has Hauntavirus. Also a couple days early, you know, and that's the thing. People have to... Or Legionnaires disease. You, okay. Well, I was just going to say that people have to respect the fact that we never miss a week, even though we have to fly back just for the episode and then do |
| 0:54.7 | it uh-huh did i tell you the legionnaires disease no before we were what's the legionnaires disease |
| 0:59.7 | so legionnaires is i don't exactly know what it is i think you just shit your pants a ton so uh we |
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