The Cryatola is Dead and The War With Iran Begins
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
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🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
Iran struck by US and Israel igniting war, a shooting in Austin, and Rabbi Shmuley asks 'Is God antisemitic?'
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| 0:15.2 | The boys cast, welcome fellas. |
| 0:18.9 | Rest in piss, Criatola. |
| 0:22.9 | Danny doesn't like the cry. A lot of it's happening happening in the middle east which is kind of normally pretty peaceful over there you know I don't have you noticed |
| 0:27.9 | but this shit's been going down over there yeah I'll tell you what I've been I have not been |
| 0:33.3 | okay lately and listen to this one okay then obviously we're going to get into some stuff. |
| 0:38.6 | You mentioned in our chat that you want to talk about the Middle East this episode. |
| 0:42.8 | What kind of Ryan hijinks are we getting up to? |
| 0:46.2 | Buddy. |
| 0:46.9 | So I told you that I've been having an issue where I keep leaving my laptop on the plane, right? |
| 0:52.5 | Yep. |
| 0:52.9 | So in about a month, I left my laptop on the plane three times. |
| 0:56.1 | And a big part of it was that I keep putting it in the back of the seat. So I go, okay, I was like, I can't do this. Here's an idea, a bigger laptop. Something has to happen. You need like a 19-inch or that it just goes, it doesn't fit. I have a 19-inch. So I've been putting the laptop on the back of the seat. |
| 1:14.3 | And... I have a 19-inchard. |
| 1:27.5 | So I've been putting the laptop on the back of the seat. And every time I get, sometimes I get right off the plane and I realize and then I have to wait for everyone on the plane to go back and people walk by and they go, what are you doing there? And I'm taking my laptop. Sometimes I have to go to the thing. Sometimes I get to the hotel and I have to drive all the way back to the airport. more. |
| 1:29.4 | This has gone on a lot in the last month |
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