Insane Article Tells You to Marry Your Cousin! Government Shutdown & Riyadh Comedy Festival
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
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🗓️ 2 October 2025
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
Cousin marriage is encouraged now in the UK, the government closes its doors and controversy over Saudi Arabian comedy festival.
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Chapters:
00:00 - Fiscal responsibility
01:04 - Intro
01:28 - Monday night bender
03:35 - Government shutdown
04:55 - Arrested for memes
06:49 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
07:08 - City council meeting wackiness
12:27 - Men pay all the taxes
16:52 - Sora 2
19:17 - NHS says 1st cousin marriage has benefits
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33:38 - Kier Starmer on one
36:25 - Call to prayer in Michigan
38:45 - Riyadh Comedy Festival
56:43 - Hypocrisy in beliefs
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1:09:38 - Hegseth vs. Fats
1:17:37 - Rob Ford documentary / quotes
1:21:17 - Fat activist lays down the law
1:26:50 - Jewish gun club offers bullets, bagels
1:29:29 - Witch who cursed Charlie Kirk wants to speak to Erika
1:32:59 - Shootings
1:36:58 - Wrap up
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| 0:24.1 | She started crying and Assuming a 10% annual return, you're looking at a clean $1.65 million. |
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