A new study has confirmed that women view men with psychopathic traits as more attractive. Now, I didn't finish the article just because I got sidetracked last night, stabbing the space suit to my fingers with a butterfly knife, so maybe you could elaborate. Until now, the link between psychopathy and attractiveness to women has only been speculated. That's how far I got because I started playing Russian roulette again, and after a gun click, I started laughing hysterically and knocked my computer over. And I would have finished it later, but I spent the night driving too fast down a dark road, staring at the passenger, whispering you ever feel like none of this is real? Which I know is a little loco. And I would have fixed my computer had I not spent my night standing on train tracks ignoring the warning bells, then calmly walking off the track at the last second smoking a cigarette, which my principle referred to as deranged. Speaking of cigarettes, when they say psychopathic, would that include putting a cigarette out on my tongue before leaving a couple let the games begin messages on answering machines using a voice box? Because I know it's a little disturbed, but... Well, I'm more concerned if it covers looking at a picture of my deceased mother screaming, You never believed me, because I didn't like the way she looked at me while I fed my taxidermy lizard, because obviously I got a couple screws loose. By the way, can I just give you one last warning to do this podcast to your own risk, because everyone around me does eventually get hurt? Well, I hope not, because if we have a falling out, I'm going to have to put your Polaroid up on my enemy's wall and at that point there's no telling what kind of twisted things i'm capable of

especially once the voices start. Shouldn't be a problem since I don't feel pain, I am pain. And I've already written what I would do in that scenario in my manifesto using blood for ink, which my therapist says is a little cuckoo, but she'll get hers. You know, I think the Leafs are going to take the cup this year. They got a good squad. This guy's demented.

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