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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Viral Article About Not Hiring White Millennial Dudes, Rob Reiner, & Chinese Billionaires

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

White millennial dudes labeled "The Lost Generation," Trump's insane truth social post about Rob Reiner, and Chinese Billionaires figure out a loophole to creatre an army of US Citizen offspring.

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Chapters:

00:00 - Ryan conned into attending Jewish event

06:52 - Inside the Bondi terrorist's palatial home

10:14 - Mr. Bean has a new movie

10:52 - The Grinch who stole b*tches

17:40 - Mark Levin calls Trump the first Jewish president

19:42 - Mohammad becomes most popular boy's name in Ontario

20:24 - Women's tears lower men's testosterone

22:03 - RIP Rob Reiner

25:59 - Conan O'brien's birthday party

27:26 - Rob Reiner's filmography

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36:40 - AD - SUPERPOWER - This holiday, give your loved ones the only gift that keeps on giving — health. Go to https://superpower.com/gift to get a free $49 gift box with your gifted membership. 

38:43 - Trump press conference

41:06 - Gonna be a weird Christmas / Candace Owens

46:45 - Brigitte Macron's got some balls

49:51 - Pierce Morgan grilled over Nick Fuentes interview

54:04 - Tucker's pouch party

58:27 - Oscars going to Youtube

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1:01:43 - AD - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off

1:03:38 - White Millennial men labeled "the Lost Generation"

1:17:16 - Cops have lowered the standards for entry

1:19:50 - Chinese billionaires IVF immigration loophole

1:34:17 - Toronto man exposing himself to nurses with fake medical issues

1:36:29 - Disability Tinder

1:39:26 - Wrap up

Transcript

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0:00.0

Sometimes on the boys' cast, we have an intro beforehand.

0:04.8

Unfortunately, this time, Danny brought me to a Jewish event in which I left sick as a dog.

0:13.0

I don't know what.

0:14.1

And somehow I left unscathed.

0:16.8

Danny left.

0:17.5

The last two days, I sat in my bed.

0:20.0

I couldn't move. I barely was able to put together the podcast

0:23.5

But I trudged through because this is important and the people are important

0:27.0

I don't know what kind of tunnel virus that I was given

0:30.2

Everyone else I seen po-first of all I didn't know it was a Jewish event

0:34.9

Oh you didn't know a Matis Yahoo show would be much of Jews there't. Really? First of all, I used to like love Mattis Yahoo back in the day because he used to do, he was pretty funny and he would do this, he was like a Jewish rabbi, but then he also was rapping. Then he switched to being like a Jack Johnson hot guy. Yeah, yeah. And then after that, he sort of switched to being like a weed guy. Oh, he's a weed guy. So now it's kind of like you're going to fish or something. I didn't realize the extent to which he's like, this is some Jewish meetup, I guess. Because a lot of, I had people. Buddy, I posted on my story that I went to Massachusetts. Everybody was like, Ryan got $7,000?

1:11.7

Yes!

1:12.4

How did you know that?

1:13.8

Yeah.

1:14.3

I legitimately, I had people saying that I got $7,000 for it.

1:18.4

I was just like, I didn't realize that Danny conned me into supporting his...

1:22.6

I might as well have been, do you think?

1:26.2

By the way, this is making me laugh saying that Benjamin Netanyahu, if he comes out to the song All About the Benjamin's, he wants to support Pete Ditty. Because I just want to say, Pete Ditty did he did nothing wrong. All about the Benjamin! And then he was like, I didn't even know it was about money. I thought, I thought it was about just guys named Benjamin. I thought

1:44.8

I didn't realize it was about money. I guess now that you mentioned it, I like money. Did Peter

1:48.1

do anything wrong? I don't think so he's welcomed in Israel any time he wants. Yeah, exactly. So I didn't realize, I go to this thing. As soon as I get home, I start hurting, my legs started hurting. so I don't know that was the bowling

1:57.9

no I don't do the boss fucking feeling it from bowling I've never bowled so bad I couldn't

2:03.2

bowl straight well the virus had So I don't know if that... That was the bowling. No, I don't... Oh, dude, the ball's fucking feeling it from bowling.

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