As spooky Halloween layoffs dominate the news cycle, Hooters' founders have closed a deal to expand their workforce as they vowed to return the restaurant to its roots,

including the original menus, original outfits, and most importantly, the original women.

Hooter's CEO, Neil Kiefer states, Hooters messed with the perfect formula, and I don't think it's a coincidence that everything started going downhill the week that our star server Barb retired. Nice piece of ass I ever laid eyes on, and she's just as beautiful now as she was then. So I couldn't be happier. We're getting the gang back together. Hooters patron Brad Thompson disagrees with the plan, noting when he said he wanted Hooters to go back to the old business model, he meant skimpyer outfits and no fat chicks,

not the actual girls from 1983 who are now clearly gross, and says the fact that Barb's

diaper was sticking out of her shorts really killed his appetite. Kiever responded to that by saying

all I'm hearing is a guy that agrees with two-thirds of the things we're doing. Now if you'll

excuse me, Barb just shit her pants the boys the

blast the lands the dudes prepare your sons for boys cast the pros just the boys cast the holy Boys Ghosts The movies The Halloween

What are you young

What are you young man?

Well, I'm dressed up as a working, I'm a working

class man. Oh, very nice. Actually, it's so funny the idea of just have costumes nonstop.

Yeah. But then for that, yeah, for the episode, just the real phone-in costumes. Danny's a gay man

and a hat? Gay man and a crushed hat. It's fell on the ground and it got stepped on. There is something very funny about just really phoning it in at a costume thing. Just have like a baseball jersey and go I'm a baseball player. Oh, that was my whole M.O. That's what you were doing forever. I had a couple bangers., yeah. You got to throw a Leafs jersey on. You're going fucking Wendell Clark, bud. Hockey player is the ultimate phone in where you're just wearing the jersey. Oh, buddy. That's great. I'm a man wearing sunglasses, an actor. And you have a leather jacket on in sunglasses. have an actor you wear just like a polo shirt

and khakis you go i'm a golfer danny is spooky man with that you remember adam sandler

of course uh i'm crazy raise a hand on face man give me some candy classic it is there is something

very classic about just showing up with the

the most phoned in costume cut your sleeves off and say you're

Larry the cable guy

well that's actually a good at fucking idea

just go Larry the cable guy what's up

get her done I'm Danny

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