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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The ICE Insanity Continues & The Brotherhood of Straight Acting Gay Men

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

ICE all over Minneapolis, an online group of men who like men but act straight, and the Melania movie disappoints at the box office.

 

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Chapters:

 

00:00 - Funny stuff during not-funny times

06:50 - Iran

11:30 - Sam Tripoli's prediction

19:53 - Larry Ellison bought Tik Tok

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29:38 - Gold prices

37:02 - Melania movie

42:57 - "Targeted sweeps"

50:25 - SNL vs. ICE

57:27 - Boyscast schedule / Dates

58:21 - Ye apologizes for antisemitism

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1:03:40 - A private club for masculine men into men

1:11:39 - "I let my wife have an affair and now it's over. Should I console her?"

1:17:06 - Pierce Morgan's wife 

1:19:11 - Davos / group chats

1:26:34 - Wrap up

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the boys' cast, and I just want to give a not shout out to the podcast gods who apparently

0:05.4

are pranksters, because this week I had some of the funniest articles you could probably

0:09.4

ever imagine. There was a rumor going around that Mr. Bean and Mia Khalifa in a relationship

0:13.6

right now. It turned out to be AI, but still funny. Yes, a lot of people believed it. The

0:19.3

brotherhood of gay guys we have, which is a group of gay men that act straight, and they want you to know that they're very straight, but also they do bad guys, but not at the trips. Now watching this podcast. They have a whole website, a whole thing. Kanye West apologized, which Danny has not accepted. Not accepted. Go kiss the wall, Kanye. There's a way to just sort this all out. There's a wall far, far away. Just give her a big smooch, tongue maybe. You might have to tongue kiss the wall, actually. I think he needs an apology song, if you ask me. Like, you know what I mean like that it's obviously and by the way you could

0:55.0

a picture if Kanye West did have an apology song where he was just like just want to say sorry

0:58.9

to the Jews sorry to the Hebrew Matsyahu collab oh my god Mattis yahoo and that other guy is

1:07.1

BLP kosher I like BOLV kosher. I like that guy too.

1:11.1

Yeah, he's solid.

1:11.9

He rips.

1:12.7

His song is about his guy,

1:13.4

he stunk,

1:14.1

but it was... I didn't love the Mattisiana who went either. No, no, it wasn't good. But yeah, if he did that and he was like, sorry to the Jews, sorry to the Hebrews, is it too late to say sorry, Jews? But you know what I mean?

1:25.4

And then maybe you'd apologize.

1:26.5

I think you need to get Scooter Bronze Blessing to use that simple.

1:29.3

But the only problem is if he did that, that would any time on Twitter, anytime anyone was just like, oh, you're selling out to the Jews. Or you apologize for anyone apologize for anything. That would be like, Andrew Tate right now under every comment would just be the Kanye. Sorry to the Jews.

1:44.4

You know what I mean? So he can't. He almost can't. He can't. But anyway, it became completely overshadow. Does he want his career back or not? I don't know if people are going to be accepting this apology. I don't know, man. I remember like when he first started kind of going hard on the Jews and like, everybody's like this is so unexcate and then I would just be at bars and restaurants they're just they're still

2:04.7

playing the songs and you know the you know Gary Glitter is still first you know predominant

2:12.4

nah nah nah hey if Gary Glitter's not kicked out then who is I mean you have to separate the artist from the art. Yeah, yeah. I think we just have to do that. In Ted Nugent's case, you support both, but... Ted Nugent's one's probably the craziest. No, no, sorry, Gary Glitters. Gary Glitters is the crazy thing. Ted Nugent got a little of a cancel, though. Yeah, well, he's just a Magar guy.

2:35.5

Yeah, I don't know why that came to mind.

2:36.9

But anyways, yeah, maybe we'll talk about that little later. But these are the things I was looking at. I had a whole bunch of things. There's, like, lots of funny stuff. But that's not what the podcast gods want you doing. the podcast guys want you reviewing more angles of a guy getting shot.

2:51.2

Legitimately.

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