The INSANE Somalian Daycare Fraud
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
The Boys
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2026
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
Somalian daycare scammers in Minnesota? Ryan accidentally interviewed Zohran Mamdani in 2020, and biohacker Brian Johnson's insufferable simping.
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Chapters:
00:00 - Public apology
01:09 - Intro
01:33 - Somali scammers
12:43 - Government scams
18:53 - Kenyan army scam
21:18 - Burglary
26:00 - Austin
31:08 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription!
33:13 - Mi-scam-i
37:47 - Ryan interviews Zohran
42:44 - Newscum slept with his best buddies wife
45:06 - Movies over vacation / Heated Rivalry
50:00 - Rap reactions
50:47 - Stranger Things sucks
56:50 - Mamdani
59:56 - First black Briton was actually white
1:01:51 - Canadian judge reduces sex criminals sentences by race
1:06:24 - Brian Johnson simping
1:20:45 - Long stories from Women
1:23:57 - Michael Tracey v. Epstein files
1:31:28 - Mother gets her children's Xmas gifts through dumpster diving
1:34:08 - Xmas in Scottsdale / Wrap-up
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| 0:00.0 | I want to start by apologizing that some people on this podcast that I won't mention any names think it's just fine to show up a day late. They don't really think it's that big of a deal. I guess they don't have respect you. I took yesterday off. I told you, Zoran Mom Dottie's inauguration. Some people on this podcast think that there's other things that are more important than you and your listening habits. People want to probably take it on to work. They just had a big day the night before, but I guess |
| 0:22.8 | Danny doesn't care. Look, the people are |
| 0:24.5 | going to rise up, Ryan. We're rising up. There's going to be no mandatory work anymore. |
| 0:28.6 | If you come to my shows, this, I will personally apologize you. I will not, I will reimburse you |
| 0:34.2 | with energy, the energy that you've spent with a handshake. |
| 0:38.1 | We're going to be in San Diego, Houston, Austin, that is next weekend, Ottawa, Toronto, Jacksonville, Miami, |
| 0:45.4 | Naples, San Francisco, Sacramento, Philadelphia, Madison, Vancouver, Portland, Minneapolis, |
| 0:51.8 | Lansing, Chicago, Detroit, Winnipeg, Spokane, and more. Oh, yeah. Danny will think... A media in Fort Worth. No, Danny! No, you lot... That's a privilege. Chicago, Detroit, Pittsburgh. Dannycom. Saying... Saying dates to people is a privilege. This is the boys' cast. The boys' cast. Collapse. The boys' cast. The boys' cast. |
| 1:11.8 | The boys' cast. |
| 1:12.4 | The dudes. |
| 1:15.0 | Prepare your sons for boys' cast. |
| 1:19.0 | The bros. |
| 1:19.7 | The bros. |
| 1:19.7 | The hollies. |
| 1:21.6 | The holiest. |
| 1:22.4 | The boys cast. |
| 1:23.9 | The dudes. |
| 1:24.7 | Experians. |
| 1:26.5 | The boys cast. The Dukes. The stories The most Of course |
| 1:28.3 | The |
| 1:29.3 | Guys |
| 1:31.3 | Now |
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