Billionaires Keep Getting Busted Lying About Epstein, Dueling Halftime Shows & Olympic Scandals
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
The Boys
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🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
Epstein's friends keep forgetting details of their relationship, Bad Bunny versus Kid Rock, and Winter Olympics is too white.
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00:00 - Eventful week
01:08 - Howard Lutnik
07:11 - Love Guru Chopped (Deepak Chopra)
12:19 - Crypto crash memes
17:37 - Super Bowl
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32:07 - Right here right now sketch
34:04 - TPUSA Flubbed it
42:25 - Buju Banton
45:16 - Danny's Stand up to Goy Hate sketch
52:02 - Shamwow Vince running for office
55:43 - Winter Olympics so white
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1:02:20 - Funny olympics stuff
1:09:23 - Frozen hammer
1:10:58 - Ski jumpers injecting acid into schmeckel???
1:13:30 - Steve Bannon
1:15:31 - J-Mail
1:17:43 - Ring cams are part of the surveillance state rollout
1:26:16 - Chinamaxxing
1:40:23 - Microplastics in body overblown?
1:42:37 - Wrap up / Dates
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The Boys cast with one of the most eventful weeks once again coming at you. |
| 0:05.4 | It's always happening. Never not happening. And by the way, everyone's tapped in. I'm in Florida. |
| 0:11.0 | You go up to a guy. You're like, how's the weather? How's the weather? The pedophiles are taking |
| 0:14.6 | over them? Know what you don't see? And this is, you know, ladies can have a victory lap because what you don't |
| 0:20.2 | see is you hear Elizabeth Warren and AOC |
| 0:22.8 | You're going to a pedophile island with a lot of boys |
| 0:25.3 | No, no, no, the women came out unscathed |
| 0:28.5 | No, the women have to wait for the kid to go to school |
| 0:31.8 | Then they go to teachers college |
| 0:33.1 | Wait for that kid to turn 13 |
| 0:35.0 | And then finally they can making sex with their student. |
| 0:38.2 | Yes, that's their own Epstein's Island. |
| 0:40.7 | Miss Epstein's Island. |
| 0:42.1 | 100%. |
| 0:43.0 | Yeah, the female Epstein's island is Miss Epstein's classroom. |
| 0:46.6 | Yeah, right. |
| 0:47.3 | Detention. |
| 0:48.7 | Detention from Ms. Epstein. |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah, did you, oh, were you at, did you follow her to Epstein's detention room? |
| 0:56.2 | Miss Epstein's detention room. This Epstein's detention room. But yeah, we'll talk about that for a second because there are lots to get to and then maybe we'll come around, you know, sort of like an Epstein sandwich. The weave. Yeah, sort of the weave. We're doing the weave today. The one that was making me laugh the most, though, was Howard Lutnik, because I just watched his thing. |
| 1:12.8 | First of all, he had to go and was making me laugh the most, though, was Howard Lutnik because I just watched his thing. |
| 1:12.8 | First of all, he had to go and, like, get grilled for like 12 hours, right? Oh, buddy. I mean, the fact is, if he doesn't, I don't think he's going to resign, but if he doesn't resign, that's a big yikes. A lot of them seem like they're just like, |
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