The Boys cast back from Puerto Rico where I've been chewed up, spit out. I've been actually hitting the bathroom. It actually did do damage to me. You got the fucking Tim Horton special that I got. I do, yeah, I'm not equipped for that type of food. Crappy mufungo. It's a p. Mufungo. The Puerto Rican food is nasty, man. I figured figured it just be rice and beans Listen, you're one of those people Who probably thinks other cultures are good I'm not built like that I'm not built to just go over there And pretend these other, like a woman Like every other culture is better than North America I'm telling you It was the only time I could get food that I like was you found like a pub that just had chicken fingers. Yeah, like fucking O'Flanigans. Like some fucking dude who moved down to PR from New York opens O'Flanigans. Ryan's like, my home. Finally, Puerto Rican. Finally, Ryan found an oasis in the desert. I was fine. The first day I came back. And then around two, then 2 p.m., 3 p.m. It was just like, brer-br-br-br-oh. I'm just getting hit, and I was just like, and it was weird. Surprisingly, you got it at the, like you already got back in this happen. Generally, you get it there when stuff happens. I went back, I was sitting out, I just live on the toilet. My throne. The fucking, the funnies out, just trying to, I almost see that. Your far side, your fucking Calvin and Hobbs and just going to town. I almost thought we were gonna have to postpone today. And it's like, I'm not even even in that bad mental shape. It's just like literally, the bathroom has called me my nature calls I told you what I was in Vancouver after my fucking

I couldn't sleep last night I'm not even even in that bad mental shape. It's just like literally the bathroom is called me.

Buddy,

your call.

I told you when I was in Vancouver after my fucking...

I couldn't sleep last night. Tim Horton's debacle, it was like I don't think I had more than 20 minutes in between being on the toilet. And I had to do fucking hour sets. Yes. Which is like, that's the scary part is you. I gotta be on stage for an hour

and like, you're stressed out,

you're like, this could be a viral video.

I know, literally, you always hear of like,

like in comedy

you always hear the story of like this comic is just like yeah that one time I shit myself

on stage and you think it's not going to happen so many comics have the shit themselves

I know and you go nobody's safe man nobody's safe, man. Nobody's safe

from shitting yourself

in front of a fucking 200 people. You know what it is? Because it feels like you're good for about an hour sometimes, you know, maybe an hour might be pushing it, but 45 minutes, I guess we'll see if we make through the cast. Might be some hard cuts. you feel like you're fine and then just like

boom it just comes at you man

all of those places

they haven't figured out how to make the food

palatable to a human body

Ryan's Viking blood can't handle

some Puerto Rican lettuce

no the main thing that they try to serve you is called Mufongo. Mufongo. And it's essentially banana peels chopped up. You don't need banana peel. We need it. Some version of, I think they take banana peels out of the dumpster and then they sort of like grind them up and put them in a paste. Pran, it's featured mashed-fried green plantains as its base. Yeah, this just looks like a sloppy. It's featured mashed fried green plantains as its base.

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