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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Teacher Fired for Saying Fat Women Are Cheap Dates, Women's Day Backfires & Iran War Chaos

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

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4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Protect wacky teachers! Primal scream session for Women's day in NYC, and weeks into the Iran war.

 

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Chapters:

00:00 - Feeling like Y2K

05:29 - Gen Z has no culture

08:15 - NYC Bomb threat

14:46 - Airlines banning headphone dodgers

17:50 - Racism is back

20:59 - Taking the word back

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37:45 - San Francisco teacher on leave for fat shaming math questions

47:41 - Women's CEO ETF

55:30 - Primal screaming women in NYC

59:25 - Female megachurch pastor

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1:07:36 - Ryan's dad went to jew school

1:09:30 - Almost 1/3 of gen Z men say a woman should obey her husband

1:16:33 - Illegal French paternity tests

1:18:45 - NYC Dine and Dash influencer ruled too insane for trial

1:21:07 - Petri dish of human brain cells plays Doom

1:22:48 - When delivery drivers lose their jobs to robots

1:26:51 - How to spot a MAGA coded restaurant

1:32:22 - Glenn Beck speaks to George Washington

1:38:30 - Wrap up

Transcript

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0:00.0

And we're rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling,

0:02.6

keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep, by the way, is it just me? Yes. Or has, it started to feel a little bit like the year 2000 again, where you go, they're back at war in the Middle East in like a real way. If you talk about here, there's terrorist attacks happening in New York. I'm just saying,

0:21.4

I'll go on the internet every day and you see limb biscuit where it's like, all the text will be like, and people said rap rock was dead. You know what I mean? I'm wearing super low cut jeans. You're wearing super low-cut jeans with the thongs high up. You're getting fat again. Yeah, I'm getting fat. Everything's have. Dude, the Canadian military just put out an ad like yesterday. All white guys. We're so back. We're so, yeah, but I think a big part of that, you have to forget. Maybe the secret ingredient for the year 2000, which was the end of the 90s, good era. Yeah. I think the secret ingredient was you have to be a war in the Middle East, you have to be in a real way. That is just the natural, just order of the world. Everyone's selling supplements. Yeah, everyone's selling supplements. It's just, yeah, we're back, baby. It's the beginning to feel like the year 2000. Yeah, so, listen, I would take Y22k without the you're at war again

1:13.5

hey listen i'm crazy like that that's that's the natural order of the united states the u.s

1:18.9

acts like their bombs have expiry dates on them like we don't use them they're gonna be go bad

1:26.2

it's like they treat them like i use bananas yeah if i don't eat them they're gonna be go bad it's like they treat them like I use bananas

1:28.4

yeah if I don't eat them they're gonna go bad so by the way that is so funny because I'm

1:34.3

always getting shit because I ignore expiry dates right yeah yeah I'll be drinking milk and

1:38.3

you're gonna be like are you fucking out of your mind Ryan's drinking milk with a knife and a fork

1:43.0

she goes I think that might be expired.

1:45.2

And you're just like,

1:45.7

that's so funny. That is exactly what it is. The United States government. Yeah. Acts like their wars are going to go bad or their bombs are going to go bad. So like, we just got to use them. They put, yeah, they have a six month expiry date on them. So funny, too

2:00.8

That's what Lindsey Graham comes in, he goes

2:02.3

Oh, this is just

2:03.8

This gotta go out this weekend. Oh, something smells awful in you. This has just got to go out this weekend. What's that smell? Yeah, I think that's a good point. That is what they do. Yeah. And that's why, so right now, they are trying to run it back to the year 2000. It feels like, but this is the first week where it was just like, it felt a lot like that where all the cues were there. I was looking at the Matrix, you know? Yeah, the only thing is the propaganda is so much better right now. In which way like the stuff the white house is putting

2:35.6

out where it's like a call of duty like cut scene from like a from like a call of duty like the video

2:41.6

game you're liking them like bombing the shit it's like the production that was the propaganda

2:46.6

back then no the propaganda was the news it was like the propaganda was just like the straight news. No, but they were good. It was all, there was tons of movies, tons of this and that, but just like, they had the movies, but like, you know, it was also just like you had fucking George W. Bush being like, now watch me hit this drive. Like that's the kind of stuff you had. And now they're getting really good with it. They're really amp enough of stuff you had and now they're getting really good with it they're really amped and obviously i say they're getting really good it's like a

3:12.1

16 year old intern who's making all the stuff yeah they stink dude that shit slaps if you were

3:17.9

fucking about to die yeah like if you are if you're i think it's for a 17 year old who's like

3:23.4

should i go to college or enlist?

3:25.7

Right.

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