With viewership plummeting, Disney has announced its controversial plan to win back men,

asking one of them which movies they like. CEO Bob Eiger states after months of boardroom meetings about what men want to watch and making no progress, I just said, fuck it! I'm gonna go talk to one. And I don't know if I got lucky or something, but this guy was like a total expert on which movies he likes. Eiger says he's very excited to talk further with the man and get to the bottom of all sorts

of things the company has been grappling with, like, do men prefer storylines with a man

doing one last job, or a woman who didn't realize how powerful she is?

And if they are partial to a man revenging his family versus a woman who doesn't need saving,

a question which up to this point has had a stumped. Agar reportedly hasn't been able to contain his excitement and even stood on the boardroom table screaming, this guy is like a fucking oracle. Did you know that men like movies with titles like The A Job and then a guy standing there stoically on the cover? Apparently explosions in cars too. Actually, you know what? Write that

down. I wonder if he thinks we should remake Marvels with a man. Oh, and have you guys heard of this

Jason Statham guy? Disney has declined to identify the man for fear of universal poaching him, but

sources describe him as some guy named Doug who works at Home Depot. And as of now, is apparently

being flown out to Burbank to discuss three trilogies based on his

advice. When asked if Disney might consider

consulting a second man, Iger laughed

and said, when you hit the jackpot,

it's time to leave the casino.

The boys.

The boys cast. Collapse.

The boys cast.

The dudes. Prepare your sons for

Boyscast

The pros

The boys are back

The holy

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