We Demand Sharia Law! & The Hilarious Program Giving Government Pr*stitutes to The Disabled
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
The Boys
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2025
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
Australia is reneging on their free prostitues, Mamdani wins the NY Mayoral election, and Teen Vogue is out of business.
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Chapters:
00:00 - Letters to Mamdani
01:11 - Intro
01:34 - Welcome to New York
04:32 - Headphone Dodgers
05:30 - Mamdani
15:45 - Tenets of Sharia Law
22:55 - Patrick Bet David / Back to Sharia Law
28:22 - Ryan's England joke
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33:47 - Ginger Terrorists
36:50 - Progressive Christian Pastor
41:44 - Australia's prostitution laws
52:23 - Mob shows
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1:07:14 - CEO wants free snizz
1:11:58 - Mystery
1:19:39 - All-female transition team for Mamdani
1:23:13 - Mental institutions
1:26:53 - Teen Vogue shut down
1:29:35 - Woman's husband finds out he has a weird fetish
1:30:50 - How to tell my family i'm asexual
1:32:41 - Millie Bobby Brown vs. David Harbour
1:34:36 - JD Vance & Erika Kirk hug
1:40:27 - Wrap up
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Dear Zohran Mandami, now that you're taking Bill Ackman's money and redistributing it to New Yorkers, |
| 0:04.0 | I'm hoping that you can find in your heart to redistribute me a few tiny things since I've been good all year and haven't fought with my brothers. |
| 0:10.0 | All I'm asking for is an aggressive arrow spoiler for my Honda Civic, ideally the APR GTC 300 or Voltex type 5. |
| 0:17.0 | Smoked LED taillight housings, a VR SF downpipe and axle back exhaust, window tint, 20% on the sides, 50% on the windshield, a blue carbon fiber seatbelt cover, and window visors so I can still crack the window and vape when it rains. I want you to know that I use this car every day and my friend Tommy can even vouch that these upgrades are in fact necessary. And I want you to know that I clean my room every time my mom asked. |
| 0:39.9 | And the only thing I'm hoping you can redistribute from Bill Ackman are a few mods for my gaming setup, |
| 0:44.8 | which include a minor GPU upgrade, ideally an RTX 4090 graphics card, a liquid cooling loop with |
| 0:50.7 | RGB and a reservoir shaped like a skull, and a custom mechanical keyboard with |
| 0:55.1 | lube switches, PBT keycaps, and a gasket mount. Also, if it's not too much redistribution from Bill, |
| 1:00.7 | I would really like a pair of Air Jordan 1 retro high Chicago's, obviously deadstock, OG |
| 1:05.3 | colorway, and shape. Oh, and a PXG putter would be really sweet. Thank you. |
| 1:11.1 | The boys. The boys cost. Collapse. Oh, and a PXG putter would be really sweet. Thank you. The boys. |
| 1:13.4 | The boys' cast. |
| 1:13.5 | The last. |
| 1:14.2 | The dudes. |
| 1:16.6 | Prepare our sons for boys' cast. |
| 1:20.6 | The bro. |
| 1:21.4 | Just the voice cast. |
| 1:23.2 | The holy. |
| 1:23.8 | Yes, the voice cast. |
| 1:25.5 | The dudes. |
| 1:26.0 | Experians. |
| 1:28.9 | The voice cast. The dude. It's scary the song and star |
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