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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Now Sh*t is Popping Off in Iran! + Dan Bongino Crashes Out

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

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4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2026

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Iran protests and imminent invasion, Dan Bongino loses his damn mind, and RIP Dilbert creator Scott Adams.

 

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Chapters:

 

00:00 - Sh*t's HOT!

01:03 - Iran / Everything is all over the place

09:32 - How to deal with t*tty protests

17:20 - The son of the Sha / Lindsay Graham

23:43 - Benefits of the Iranian internet shutdown

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33:14 - Lashings in the square

35:41 - UAE cuts funding for study abroad in UK

40:00 - I've been mugged 3 times in London but it's rubbish to call it unsafe!

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41:58 - RIP Scott Adams

43:36 - Eric Adams' crypto-semitic rug pull

48:54 - Fraud

53:40 - Philly Sheriff ain't playin no games

54:46 - Dan Bongino Epic Crashout

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1:05:23 - Trump vs. Powell

1:17:23 - Karens vs. Hip hop / Language evolves

1:29:22 - New Bryan Johnson just dropped

1:48:20 - Elon vs. Ashley

1:51:30 - Heroic Australian dude gets one more nut shot before transitioning 

1:52:23 - Wrap up

Transcript

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0:00.0

Comrades and Patriots, slightly early episode of the boys' cast getting it out as quick as possible

0:06.2

because we filmed early fellas.

0:08.0

A lot going on.

0:09.1

Right now.

0:10.3

Shit's hot.

0:11.3

Understatement of the year, again.

0:13.5

Right now, Trump is spinning a wheel and it just has which dictator he's going to invade.

0:20.2

That's what's going on. Everyone in his house is gathering around. He goes, no what he's doing. Gather around the wheel. No, right now Trump's doing a dictator reveal where they put the balloon in the air. And it pops. It's a yellow. He goes, Kim Jong-un. And the air, he goes, what's it going to be? Everyone's gathered around. Barron's clapping. And he goes, it pops. Brown. Toronto. They're going after Mark Carney. Dictator reveal. All we got pops down. All the confetti comes down. Green. Bad for Greenland. Bad for Greenland. So he is right now. It's a new every week. Guy is all in one. Yeah. I mean, we're not even two weeks into the fucking year. This one, too, is, uh, I, do you say Iran or Iran? Iran. I'll tell you I've dated Iranian girls. Don't like Iran. They're big on Iran. I don't like Iran. Didn't work as many times as I've been told. Still an Iran guy.

1:11.4

But Iran, it doesn't roll off the tongue as much, you know?

1:16.0

No.

1:16.4

But the, um, this one I was kind of thinking, you remember how I did a video that was a, uh, the

1:23.9

influencers not sure whether it's support Israel or Palestine.

1:26.4

It was kind of viral back in the day.

1:27.8

Right now, it feels like it's influencer can't keep up with his stances on all of them.

1:33.5

Oh, yeah, a lot going on.

1:34.8

Well, but these ones are specifically, a lot of conflicting,

1:37.8

but these ones are specifically hard because there's protesters.

1:40.6

We're like, okay, I guess we like protesters,

1:43.0

but we also don't like America going in. And then Trump, which is always the huge factor're like, okay, I guess we like protesters, but we also don't like America going in.

1:45.1

And then Trump, which is always the huge factor of like, well, Trump wants this, so I don't like that.

1:50.7

Of course. And the pro-Iran protesters are pro-America. And they go, we hate America. And then the bad guys are sort of Muslim.

1:57.9

You go, I can't. What are we doing here? So I feel like this one is a bit of a mind fuck. Yeah. And then Trump is out here kind of being like, you know, look at all these fucking protesters. What are you doing treating your protesters mad? Trump loves protesters now. I'll tell you what Trump doesn't care about the people of Iran. No. Like whatever's going on. I'll tell you who, you know what I mean? When he's just like, we got to help the people. Yeah, that's on his top concern. That one we can say for sure that he does not care about. But then on the other side, yeah, you're like, well, these guys are bad guys and then you're sort of, but then, you know, Trump's involved being like being like this is bad and then you go so I'm

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