AMERICA F*CK YEAH: VENEZUELA, GREENLAND & MINNEAPOLIS
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
The Boys
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2026
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, a brutal ICE murder in Minneapolis, and Eric Adams vows to fight antisemitism with crypto.
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00:00 - What a week
04:49 - Venezuela
07:42 - Who was Maduro?
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17:36 - Socialist revolutions
25:44 - Jan 6th vigil
26:52 - Is this a ramp up to WW3?
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34:50 - Potential negatives / Harem theory
42:01 - Venezuelan protestors
44:42 - White chicks living by gang code
46:56 - What do you do with a dictator / Is this really about oil?
52:24 - Muslims not letting women speak / domestic violence
54:33 - One child policy
57:11 - AI slop is getting less sloppy
1:01:10 - Mamdani urges Trump to release Maduro
1:04:50 - Hilton V. ICE
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1:09:23 - ICE murder
1:16:47 - New frauds
1:20:38 - AI photos scamming food delivery
1:22:42 - Stranger Things update
1:24:51 - Eric Adam's legacy
1:26:12 - New food pyramid
1:30:38 - OF Models getting visas
1:36:50 - Dark personalities in the digital arena / Wrap up
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the boys, Cass fellas. America has conquered Venezuela. |
| 0:04.0 | America has conquered Minnesota. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:07.0 | America has basically conquered Greenland. If not, it hasn't happened yet. It's about to happen. |
| 0:12.0 | Cuba next. |
| 0:13.0 | Cuba next. Everyone, who else wants to get sprayed? |
| 0:15.0 | What some of this manifest destiny, huh? You want some of that? |
| 0:18.0 | In one of the most eventful weeks in history, obviously right now |
| 0:21.9 | an ice shooting just happened, which we will get into in some people. Women be driving, huh? Women be driving. This is the thing. Some people are saying the ice agent, they go, well, what was he supposed to do, right? and they don't realize what I would have done. |
| 0:34.7 | If someone was coming at me in the car, |
| 0:36.3 | what I would have done is jumped up, |
| 0:38.4 | high vertical, seven, eight feet. |
| 0:39.9 | Full splits. |
| 0:40.7 | Yeah, I would have done. If someone was coming at me in the car, what I would have done is jumped up, high vertical, seven, eight feet. Full splits. Yeah, I would have jumped up, full splits. Landed on the car, done a 180 while I landed on the car, grabbed on the hood, right? Yeah. As I was doing that, I would have pulled out my knife, jammed it in the top, big slit, Yeah, rip it open. Rip it open, obviously. Then I would grab her hair, extract her. |
| 0:57.8 | Yeah. the top big slit rip it open rip it open obviously then I would |
| 0:55.6 | grab her hair extract her |
| 0:57.9 | while I extract her with my left hand |
| 1:00.9 | I'm preparing to |
| 1:02.0 | 360 back into the car |
| 1:04.2 | where I would land with my hand |
| 1:06.2 | on the brake nice that's a |
| 1:08.0 | that's a nice move I would have personally jumped up on the car |
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