America is in a Race War Again & Chinese Spies are Everywhere
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
The Boys
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2026
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
Chud the Builder's slur-spree ends predictably, Chinese spies are among us, and a breakdown of the Roast of Kevin Hart
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Chapters:
00:00 - Pregame
00:15 - Intro
00:38 - Joey Chestnut on probation / Dinner with competitive eater
09:44 - Facts from Detroit
11:46 - Testosterone leads to fairness
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21:22 - Mamdani
25:46 - AI Data Centers are good!
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34:36 - HuffPo says have some modesty abroad for chrissakes
40:14 - White guys comedy talk shows
42:47 - Theory on partisan politics
46:40 - Race war has begun
48:42 - Chud
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1:13:01 - Nate Diaz
1:14:08 - Kevin Hart Roast
1:22:15 - Political comentator impression
1:27:25 - Trump reply guys
1:34:16 - Ryan's Uber story
1:42:12 - California Mayor admits to being agent for China
1:46:36 - Sikh man stabs a guy and police arrest stab-victim
1:49:41 - Wrap up
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is the boys' cast. In a single week, the world has devolved into a race riot. |
| 0:05.5 | Comedy is the center of conversation again. |
| 0:08.1 | Trump is at war with everyone he was once friends with, and we have the craziest articles to date. |
| 0:12.9 | We are going to hit the intro. |
| 0:14.4 | Fellas! |
| 0:15.3 | The boys! |
| 0:15.9 | The boys cast! |
| 0:17.5 | Collapse! |
| 0:18.1 | The boys cast! |
| 0:20.1 | The dudes! |
| 0:20.5 | Prepare our sons for boys' cast. The dudes. The boys cast. The boys cast. The boys cast. |
| 0:21.6 | The boys cast. |
| 0:22.6 | You know what it is. |
| 0:23.6 | The boys cast. You know what it is? |
| 0:41.1 | Back in action. |
| 0:42.2 | By the way, before we even get into it, I should probably mention because a lot of people |
| 0:47.3 | send this article, Joey Chestnut pleads guilty to battery after a bar incident. |
| 0:51.9 | Hot dog eating champion will be on probation July 4th at the big competition. No, it says he got, I read that he got permission to do the event. He's going to be doing the event. He's going to be wearing an ankle monitor. By the way, it is pretty funny because they saw, when I was reading all the articles, I kept seeing things and it was just like, you're like, did he beat up a woman? |
| 1:12.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.0 | And then you're like, a fan came up to him and there was a little skirmish. He said he was blacked out. Oh, he parties. Yeah, yeah, he's like, I don't remember any of this. And he really was like kind of my bad. Like, I don't remember this. Yeah, he's like, I was super drunk. |
| 1:24.7 | I was trying to be funny, sort of, and I hit the guy, |
| 1:26.7 | but I was kind of joking around. |
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