Jimmy Kimmel's 3 Day Cancellation & The Autism Cure Will Ruin The World
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
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🗓️ 26 September 2025
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air! Will curing autism cause the trains to fail? And the D4VD murder mystery
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Chapters:
00:00 - O, Rapture!
01:04 - Intro
01:30 - Man-calling competition
04:31 - UN General Assembly / Autism cure
09:38 - Jimmy Kimmel / Cancel culture debate
22:50 - "Where are all the comedians against cancel culture now?"
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33:29 - Rogan's been awfully silent…
38:53 - Canadian hate crime bill
44:46 - People love pitchforks
48:35 - Jimmy's missteps
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50:43 - Trump rappers
52:36 - 11 year old has a message for the LGBTQ
54:12 - They/Them energy
55:28 - Charlie Kirk vigil
59:46 - AD - Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar
1:01:47 - Candace Owens' conspiracies
1:07:16 - ICE shooting
1:09:05 - Drone theory / Brigitte
1:13:27 - Israel connection
1:16:55 - D4VD murder mystery
1:22:10 - I was a crazed sex addict until I married a virgin
1:28:34 - The traits of sexless people
1:32:23 - WNBA Ties / Wrap up
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Jimmy Kimball's back in the news. |
| 0:02.0 | Okay, there you are. |
| 0:03.0 | You told me if I give you all my money, you donate it on my behalf because the rapture's coming. |
| 0:06.0 | Then I wake up this morning to nothing, so I want it back. What do you mean? I donated. To who? To everyone. Do you know many different types of Christians there are? The Muslims got some. The Jews got a taste. I wanted to cover all of our bases. And look, it's still happening. |
| 0:18.8 | We should have to wait a couple days for Kimball's monologue. |
| 0:21.0 | Okay, show me the receipt. |
| 0:22.0 | That's the thing. |
| 0:23.1 | They said they needed a few more bucks to get it. And look, it's still happening. We just have to wait a couple days for Kimmel's monologue. |
| 0:20.9 | Okay, show me the receipts. That's the thing. They said they needed a few more bucks to get us the receipts. Okay, well, this is my last 20. Tell them that. I can try, but I did talk to them about getting you that king size bed up in heaven, but it's going to cost you. Dude, I don't have anymore. maybe those rings can maybe melt them down are those silver i mean you don't want to be uncomfortable for |
| 0:39.8 | eternity people think clouds are Dude, I don't have anymore. Maybe those rings can maybe melt them down. Are those silver? |
| 0:37.9 | I mean, you don't want to be uncomfortable for eternity. People think clouds are soft, but they're actually quite hard. They're mostly ice. Maybe I can find some more. What about those shoes? Maybe use those to sweeten the deal. Maybe get you a room in heaven with a bidet. Okay, yeah, but tell them I'm not going back to toilet paper. Also, don't forget to subscribe to the Patreon, everybody. |
| 0:54.9 | All the money will be going to Ryan's Rapture Fund. |
| 0:56.7 | By the way, everybody. |
| 0:54.9 | All the money will be going to Ryan's Rapture Fund. By the way, did you get me power of attorney for your Roth IRA? Fuck, I forgot. Okay, good looking out. I'll get on that right now. The boys. The boys cast. The last. The boys cast. The dudes. Prepare on sons for the boys' counts. |
| 1:13.6 | Surprise! The boys cast The dudes Prepare your sons for boys' house |
| 1:12.6 | The bros |
| 1:14.6 | The boys, |
| 1:15.6 | The holies |
| 1:16.6 | The boys cast |
| 1:18.6 | The dudes |
| 1:19.6 | Experience |
| 1:20.6 | The boys cast |
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