We are here with the requested Michael Malice.

Much requested.

And then we've also, we were just going over how Jake Tapper thought this podcast is a podcast about the boys.

And Michael hates the boys.

And that's leading us into...

Well, are you going to tell the story again?

I've told it on here already.

I've told it maybe once, maybe twice. Basically, I made this video for Jake Tapper and then me and him are texting. And then he's like, yeah, I love the boys. And I was like, and I thought he was referring to our podcast. And then throughout our conversation, I realized, oh, you like the show, the boys. You think my podcast is about the boys oh wow just like how sick it is

like yeah yeah there's nailed it again with the commentary podcast where they just review shows

and where the boys cast honest mistake i shouldn't know we start the podcast we go you're gonna start

her me well fuck homelander guys the four, episode three, didn't like it. Guys, friggin terrible. I don't... Asshole. Can I spoil a bit in the last season? Yeah, I'm not watching it. Well, just people at home. I'm spoiling about this. There's other people listening to this besides us. We're just talking about people.

That's fair. That's funny. Before we're recording, we've talked of people who have been in the biz for a long time. There's things they don't know that you've told them. I was, had one of my dear friends, Tom Woods, was on my show once. And he mentioned someone. and I started explaining who this person is,

and he's like, yeah, I know who, whatever.

I go, yeah, but other people are listening to this show and they might not know who that is. So he's like, oh, yeah. Yeah. This is, I haven't never told this story, but it's just like this because it's really fun when someone is stupid and or crazy figuring out the train of thought that they take.

Yeah.

It's really fun with kids. I have a nephew, Lucas. I took him to Mar-a-Lago this a few years ago. He's like six at the time. And I go, oh, we're going. You'll never be here. You go, see this? If you're here, you took a wrong turn somewhere. Well, I took him there. and I go going to the president's house.

He's like, oh, the White House. I'm like, no, no, like an old president. He goes, oh, Abe Lincoln. So it's smart, although it's wrong. Right. So I had a friend named Jackie, and we were, I saw my birthday, and we went to dinner. to dinner and she goes look we've been friends for quite some time can I ask you like a like question like whatever I go

sure she goes do you have secret birthday parties every year only for people who are

famous and I'm like what like where do you

begin even correcting this just like she's saying am I excluded from the fun stuff right there's a

rumor going around that you're doing these famous birthday parties and we're not invited and I'm like

I have no idea I said to her which is the truth I haven't had a birthday party since my mentor, Harvey Pekar, died on my birthday, July 12, 2010. So I haven't had a, I hadn't had a birthday party since. I go, why do you say this? She goes, oh, our common friend, let's call him Jeff, told me this. And I sat and I'm like, okay, where did Jeff get this idea? Yeah. And it took me a few weeks

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