America Bans Fat Immigrants, Jimmy Kimmel's Wife VS Her MAGA Family & The TRUTH w/ Kurt Metzger
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
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🗓️ 14 November 2025
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Stand up Comedian Kurt Metzger joins the boys to discuss Jimmy Kimmel, Immigration requirements banning fat people, and dating like a lesbian in NYC.
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| 0:00.0 | As of now, the boys are in New Orleans at Skankfest, drunk out of her mind, on a parade. I'm on a parade. I don't know what. Danny's eating badeas. He's got his mouth. Tromp it up my ass. I don't know what that has to do with New Orleans. We brought the boys an episode with Kurt Mesker, one of the most requested guests on any podcast right now. |
| 0:22.7 | The Man, the Legend. |
| 0:25.1 | And we have an extra episode with me and Danny. |
| 0:30.5 | Always, as always, every week, Patreon.com slash the Boyscast. |
| 0:31.5 | Let's go. |
| 0:32.7 | The boys. The boys cast. |
| 0:34.4 | The last. |
| 0:35.0 | The boys cast. |
| 0:37.0 | The doors. Prepare boys cast The Boys cast The Boys cast The Boys cast with the AI King in his Vegas years. |
| 0:59.4 | Ladies and gentlemen, it is Kurt Metzker. |
| 1:01.7 | He brought claws because it is the law pipe. |
| 1:05.0 | It's not court cop. |
| 1:06.9 | Talking about in New York, you date like a lesbian, immediately move in. |
| 1:10.7 | That is the move. New York teaches women you date like a lesbian immediately move in that is the move |
| 1:11.6 | New York teaches women to date like gay men and men to date like lesbians. |
| 1:16.6 | Which rappers are gay? |
| 1:18.6 | You can't think of it as gay. That's what you're wrong. |
| 1:20.6 | Okay. |
| 1:21.6 | It's a paradigm shift where dicks in your mouth but there's nothing gay about it. |
| 1:24.6 | I'm gonna tell you what Charlie Sheen said to Cory Hame befores it out that Crisco. It's been going on for centuries. It's just what high class men of wealth and taste do. There's a certain level that you get in the entertainment industry. Have you heard of ancient Greece? I went to a fancy school where I know the ways of Greece to become... Even Charlie Sheen's walking back to gay stuff. |
| 1:46.0 | Charlie Sheen was like, yeah, yeah, when I said I was doing gay stuff. |
| 1:47.8 | Okay, did you see the Charlie Sheen? |
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