Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian's
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
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🗓️ 28 November 2025
⏱️ 112 minutes
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RFK writing poems about lewd acts, @DHS is located in Tel Aviv, and Huffington Post has changed their tune with Thanksgiving articles
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Chapters:
00:00 - Men don't listen
01:02 - Intro
01:29 - Thanksgiving fights
05:28 - Kids are more religious?
10:31 - Thanksgiving articles then and now
18:40 - When will thanksgiving be civil again?
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21:26 - My wife wants me to switch politics or she'll leave
29:02 - Aussie politician resigns over daughter's OF
37:19 - Twitter account locations REVEALED!
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49:26 - Dead internet theory in real life
52:44 - Going through sketchy twitter accounts
1:03:43 - Wife on a rampage
1:07:57 - RFK's lewd poems
1:22:24 - Doritos getting rid of poisonous ingredients
1:25:27 - Trump & Mamdani are besties now
1:27:05 - When headphone dodgers attack
1:29:23 - NY fashion using gay wool for clothes
1:32:03 - Assault victim in UK charged with hate crime
1:35:59 - The Minnesota Pirates
1:43:13 - Maury's Law
1:48:01 - Giving thanks / wrap up
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | A lot of women will accuse men of being bad at listening without controlling for the different length of story being listened to. |
| 0:06.0 | You know, if a woman's listened to 100% of a man's 45-second story versus a man listened to 25% of a woman's 12-minute story, |
| 0:12.0 | while percentage of story is still higher, the man in actuality listen to 400% more story. |
| 0:17.0 | A mathematical truth that I have found to be not well received when brought up. |
| 0:20.9 | Not to mention the higher cognitive load density strain when you factor in the subplots, |
| 0:25.1 | auxiliary characters, digressions, and supplemental context packets, leaving the processing power |
| 0:29.5 | used in the man's listening at orders of magnitude higher. And that's assuming the story |
| 0:33.4 | was 12 minutes because the other day, I was locked in for the first 14 minutes of a story listening |
| 0:38.4 | intently waiting for the premise to emerge and after going through a few breathing exercises |
| 0:42.9 | to stay focused naturally I found my brain beginning to walk at this point I said to myself |
| 0:47.7 | Danny locked a fucking you can do this maintain eye contact just a couple more twists and turns |
| 0:52.7 | when she turned to me and said, what did you just say? |
| 0:55.5 | As it appears, I was not saying that in my head, |
| 0:57.9 | and instead was yelling into the mirror with a Glock 19 firmly lodged in my mouth. |
| 1:03.6 | The boys. |
| 1:05.9 | The boys cast. |
| 1:05.9 | The boys cast. |
| 1:06.3 | The boys cast. |
| 1:08.4 | The dudes. |
| 1:09.1 | Prepare your sons |
| 1:10.9 | For boys' house |
| 1:12.9 | The pros |
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