Berner Phone

We'd rather get involved in other people's drama than deal with our own, so we asked the dialers to tell us their juiciest local gossip. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' show

Transcribed - Published: 24 November 2025

We took a risk and tried live call-ins for the first time in Berner Phone history. The only reason we pulled off the admin is because Hannah wasn't involved. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des's shows

Transcribed - Published: 18 November 2025

The dialers called in and shared their biggest turnoffs in relationships. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2025

The dialers are sharing their craziest customer service stories that prove the customer isn't always right.  get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Transcribed - Published: 4 November 2025

Des is joined by special guest Gabby Bryan to give their best shot at dating advice. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Transcribed - Published: 27 October 2025

Instead of taking it out on their families, the dialers are airing their grievances on the pod and letting us know what's been bugging them. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Transcribed - Published: 20 October 2025

We have a juicy one today - the dialers are spilling their family secrets. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Transcribed - Published: 14 October 2025

Chris is back and we're in studio. The vibes are high and we're discussing double standards in relationships.  get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2025

Des is giving advice on the questions you don't want to ask your friends. Shop at REVOLVE.com/BERN and use code BERN for 15% off your first order. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Transcribed - Published: 30 September 2025

The dialers are asking us to hear them out on their most out-of-pocket crushes.  get tickets to Hannah's tour get ticket to Des' shows

Transcribed - Published: 23 September 2025

Hannah is a solo parent to the pod this week and she's answering the dialer's burning questions. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Transcribed - Published: 16 September 2025

Revenge is an art and the dialers may have mastered it. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Published: 8 September 2025

We're letting the dialer's choose their own adventure this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Transcribed - Published: 2 September 2025

The dialers are sharing the advice they wish someone had given them 10 years ago. get tix to Hannah's tour get tix to Des' shows

Transcribed - Published: 25 August 2025

This week we're celebrating some of life's simple pleasures. The dialers are sharing the nonsexual things that are arguably better than sex. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des's shows

Transcribed - Published: 19 August 2025

We went rogue this episode and didn't have a prompt. So without futher ado, let's hear what the dialers are up to and wanting to discuss this week.  get tickets to Hannah's tour get ticket to Des' shows

Transcribed - Published: 12 August 2025

We asked the dialers to share what makes them feel better than everyone else. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Transcribed - Published: 4 August 2025

Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? The dialers are getting the things that are bothering them off their chest this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour  get tickets to see Des live

Published: 28 July 2025

Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? The dialers are getting the things that are bothering them off their chest this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour  get tickets to see Des live

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2025

Hannah has some exciting news and the dialers are sharing the craziest things someone has said to their face. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2025

Being called ma'am for the first time can really stick with you - just ask Hannah. This prompted her to ask the dialers to share the moments that have made them feel old. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

Transcribed - Published: 14 July 2025

A prompt so nice, we had to use it twice. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

Published: 3 July 2025

A prompt so nice, we had to use it twice. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2025

There are many things in life that shouldn't be awkward like waiting in line and sitting in traffic, but somehow our brains trick us into thinking we're embarassing ourselves. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

Published: 30 June 2025

There are many things in life that shouldn't be awkward like waiting in line and sitting in traffic, but somehow our brains trick us into thinking we're embarassing ourselves. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make then feel awkward in public. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2025

Crashing out is the cool Gen Z way to say mental breakdown. We've all been there, and the dialers are sharing stories of the crash out moments they'll never forget.  get tickets to Hannah's tour see Des live

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2025

If you post an inspirational quote on social media your friends might question your mental stability, so we had the dialers share them here instead.  get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live 

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2025

The pandemic had a lot of lows, but today we're looking on the bright side. The dialers are telling stories about the positives that came out of lockdown and we share our own story. Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des live

Transcribed - Published: 9 June 2025

We've all stayed in a relationship a few months too long solely because the person was hot. The dialers are sharing stories of the craziest things they've ever done for a hot person.  Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des live 

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2025

The dialers were in need of some more life advice and no child gets left behind on this pod, so we delivered. 

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2025

The dialers asked for our advice and we didn't hold back.

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2025

We're all trying to feel connected to those around us and nicknames are one of the most fun ways to do that. The dialers are sharing the origin story of their nicknames and Hannah shares some of her more traumatizing nicknames.

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2025

Gifts can make or break a holiday, birthday, or even a relationship. The dialers are sharing the best and worst gifts they've given or received. 

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2025

Despite Hannah promoting her book for the past two weeks, we're talking about the things you shouldn't buy. Sometimes the items we think will make our lives easier actually turn out to do more harm than good.

Transcribed - Published: 28 April 2025

Our screen times are alarmingly high so we figured we should at least find out what the dialer's favorite and most useful apps are. 

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2025

It's a new week, but couples are still fighting. Hannah and Des are back trying to save some relationships with advice on how to move past menial arguments. 

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2025

Every couple has that one recurring argument they can't agree on. The dialers are sharing the small but mighty fights in their relationships.

Transcribed - Published: 6 April 2025

Customer service is a b**** and the dialers told us all their most annoying interactions. From standing up to get a waiter to shaking drinks at a bar, Hannah and Des figure out if they were ever guilty of being bad customers.

Transcribed - Published: 30 March 2025

The last episode of are you the a-hole was a hit, so we're bringing it back. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the a-hole?" we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERN

Transcribed - Published: 22 March 2025

Hannah is back and is passionate about this week's topic. Your notes app is about as personal as it gets, but the dialers are opening up to share the funniest thing in their notes. 

Transcribed - Published: 15 March 2025

The dialers are making their case for the best TV series of all time.

Transcribed - Published: 9 March 2025

Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? This week the dialers are sharing the best advice they've recieved from a therapist. 

Transcribed - Published: 3 March 2025

The list of things that should be illegal could go on forever. You might leave this episode annoyed with humanity, but you'll also feel seen.

Transcribed - Published: 23 February 2025

The dialers are putting Des to the test and he's giving advice on life, love, travel, and becoming a yoga instructor. 

Transcribed - Published: 16 February 2025

Search history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, while Des is on WebMD and looking up ACL exercises.

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2025

Hannah's mom joins the episode to explain why we have to protect our energy and let karma do its job. The dialers share stories of when karma came back to bite.

Transcribed - Published: 3 February 2025

Will people really do anything for money? We're finding out this week as the dialers share the wildest things they've done for money.

Transcribed - Published: 25 January 2025

Every now and then, we realize it's time for a spicy episode. The dialers are sharing the good, the bad, and the ugly of new things they've tried in bed.

Transcribed - Published: 19 January 2025

We are learning, growing, and realizing things today because we asked the dialers to tell us "I was today years old when...". Some of these facts might change your life, but don't count on it.

Transcribed - Published: 11 January 2025

The holiday season has come to an end and it's time to go back the office. Everyone has a coworker (or two) that they can't stand, so the dialers are sharing their worst work stories.

Transcribed - Published: 5 January 2025