Berner Phone 122: Wildest Holiday Traditions Part 2

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

We're back this week with more unique holiday traditions. We're in the thick of the holiday season so the dialers need a distraction. Put your headphones on, ignore your family fighting in the background, and enjoy this episode.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.7	Thanks for calling the burner phone.
0:06.6	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:14.9	It's the holiday episode of...
0:18.6	Burner Phone Part two. But it's holiday week. We are in the swing of it all. We're in a phone part two.
0:22.1	But it's holiday week.
0:23.5	We are in the swing of it all.
0:26.0	We're really, we're on holiday.
0:26.6	Mm-hmm.
0:27.9	We're feeling it.
0:28.6	Mm-hmm.
0:33.3	We're going to restaurants and the Christmas music is playing and it feels right.
0:34.6	Yes.
0:37.6	Because it does start a bit early these days.
0:39.3	It is the same eight songs.
0:39.9	Yes.
0:41.2	We got to kind of... But I guess there's only so many things to sing about with Christmas.
0:44.3	No, I know, but there's only...
0:45.4	How many songs are there about love?
0:46.9	I mean, there's plenty of songs about love.
0:48.3	True.
0:48.5	There's no reason not to broaden out the Christmas songs.
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