Hi, it's Hannah Burner.

And Des Bishop.

Thanks for calling the burner phone.

If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.

Hi, my little dialers.

Mommy and Daddy are back in the studio with our son Chris.

A.

Little Chris. Little Chris. They call them Little C. Yeah, Wee Chris. We call them over in Ireland. What do you call him? Wee Chris. Oh, I thought you said weak Chris. Not weak Chris. Scrawdy. No, the whole generation is weak. We need. Very Gen Z joke, but anyway. Paige and I talked about how the Gen Zies are weak because they started putting water in their beer pong. Are you familiar with any of this? No. Did you play beer pong in Ireland? Hannah, I haven't drank since I'm 19 years old. Oh yeah. You are not the right person to talk to you. Have you seen people play? No, beer pong is very much an American college thing. What about flip cup? Hannah, none of these things existed in my youth. Okay. Well, then I've no further comment. I mean, we've only been married for three years. You think bringing up adolescent drinking games is going to be my area of expertise?

By the way, the whole conversation was like, oh, it's such an ick if he can't play beer bong or flip him?

I would never.

He can't provide for you.

He was going to binger your life.

That is also like a very American thing.

No, but if he doesn't play it because he's European, that's so hot.

Yeah, okay. American thing. No, but if he doesn't play it because he's European, that's so hot. Yeah.

Okay.

That's fair.

That's the ultimate above everything.

He's like, what's this little game you got to play?

So, anyway, English.

So welcome back to the podcast, everybody.

So the episode is going to be like your rants, you know, what's bugging you.

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