This Should Be Illegal
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Des is solo this week, listening to voicemails answering the question: "What was normal in your childhood that's illegal today?" From leaving kids in the car and bringing them into bars to getting a bar of soap in your mouth for cursing, Des reacts to the Dialers' nostalgic stories from a very different time.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the Burner phone. If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast. |
| 0:15.8 | Hello, my little dialers and welcome back to Burn a phone. it's des here with Nicole on the ones and twos |
| 0:22.7 | and uh we got a very good prompt today uh which i saw a ticot Nicole what do you think |
| 0:31.0 | i don't think it's unethical because i wasn't i wasn't taking the ticot but the ticot said |
| 0:37.2 | five things that were normal in our childhood |
| 0:41.8 | that seem illegal today. And then I didn't even watch her video. I just thought it was such a |
| 0:49.0 | great prompt idea. So I immediately screenshot the title and I thought that's a good prompt |
| 0:53.3 | idea. But that's not like taking her idea, right? |
| 0:56.9 | No, you're like on top of the trends in that case, I feel like. |
| 1:00.1 | Yes, yes. |
| 1:01.7 | Because I thought it was such a burnophone-friendly prompt because obviously we have a wide array of ages here that listen, but this doesn't, this isn't |
| 1:13.8 | specifically more for Gen X or more for Gen Z. |
| 1:17.2 | It's like whatever has changed since you were a kid to now. |
| 1:20.6 | It's like it's a really good sort of topic creator. |
| 1:25.9 | So, so I took the screenshot because honestly coming up with the prompts, |
| 1:30.3 | guys, by the way, those that are listening, I always, honestly, I'd say 80% to 90% of our |
| 1:37.2 | prompts in the last sort of two or three months are coming from dialers and I really appreciate |
| 1:41.4 | it. And yeah, sure, we're going to repeat some sometimes because some were just, well, |
| 1:46.0 | I think almost always there under, you know, like there's more to do. |
| 1:51.0 | So it's not a problem repeating them. |
| 1:52.6 | But anyway, this one came from a random TikTok, but it's a cracker. |
| 1:58.0 | Now, I know, you know, some of the ones that are going to come up. |
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