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Berner Phone

Berner Phone #124: Little Gripes Part 2

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

The dialers are annoyed by so much that we had to do a part 2.

get tix to Hannah's tour

get tix to Des' tour

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.

0:04.7

Thanks for calling the burner phone.

0:06.6

If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.

0:14.8

Hello, everybody. Welcome to Burner Phone.

0:18.1

You know, normally I would say it's a solo app today, but we do have our trusted

0:23.3

producer, uh, actually indispensable member of the podcast team, Chris. Sleepy eye this morning, sleepy

0:31.9

eye. Chris and I both have woken up at six a.m. Sorry, well, before 6 a.m.

0:38.1

And I'm going to confess to you something, Chris.

0:40.4

What's that?

0:41.6

I forgot to set my alarm.

0:44.1

But luckily, I woke up at 5.54 a.m.

0:47.5

Beautiful internal clock.

0:48.8

That's all you need.

0:49.6

It's been 15 minutes since I woke up.

0:51.5

And Chris, no, we don't really post the, the full video of the

0:55.9

pot, although we made today. But Chris, I don't know, you look like you're auditioning for like

1:01.7

the part of the rock and roll star when things start to go arrive, you know? I do look like I just got

1:09.1

off a four-day bender, but it is just because it's six o'clock in the morning. So anyway, that's not, that's not, that's, I'm not going to put person to the pressure to, pressure to be a total co-host, but we are happy that he's here. Happy to be here, guys. And I wasn't organized enough to get, uh, to get a co-host.

1:30.1

Hannah and I are in Miami right now.

1:37.4

But the good news is that last week's prompt was, it was impossible to not do another one because there was just so many good ones.

1:39.3

And honestly, I personally think that this could be like an actual podcast, like a 365, you know, like once a week

1:48.3

podcast, 52 apps a year on the subject of like the little things that people do that are

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