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Berner Phone

Episode #130: Cheesy Slogans To Live By

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Comedy, Stand-up

4.55.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

This week, Des and Chris are back on a dialer-heavy episode talking about their best cheesy slogans for life. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.

0:04.8

Thanks for calling the burner phone.

0:06.7

If you leave a message after the tone,

0:08.6

we may have to make it into a podcast.

0:14.9

So welcome back to Burn a phone, everybody.

0:17.6

Hello, our little dialers, as Hannah would always say. It's me and Chris. How are you, Chris?

0:24.0

I'm good, man. We're getting ready for Blizzard number two out here. You just, you just escaped in the nick of time. We were supposed to record in person.

0:30.3

We were supposed to be together and I had to get out of, I needed to leave New York. And as a result, I had to change my flight to

0:39.9

5.40 a.m. Well, you love that anyway. That's, that's kind of how you prefer a role. It wasn't for me

0:45.9

in this situation because I had two shows in West Nyack, New York. I didn't get home until 12.30. I

0:52.5

didn't get to sleep until 1 o'clock. And I had to wake up at

0:56.5

3.30. So anyway, neither is to say, here we are. Nice and fresh, but virtual. Unfortunately,

1:04.3

I was looking forward to an in-studio session. But the New York winter continues to just pound the city. Very difficult.

1:15.8

Yeah, dude. Moving around what snow out here is bad. And I think we're supposed to get more

1:19.7

after the initial. It's, it's not looking forward to it. Yeah. Yeah, I think we're getting more

1:24.0

afterwards. Oh my God. Well, anyway, we're here.

1:28.9

We've managed to work our way around the inclement weather, all the emails I was getting.

1:35.8

It's very like the modern technology of flying is amazing because you're constantly updated.

1:41.8

But it is like anxiety inducing and like you just start getting

1:45.9

all these reports.

1:46.9

And then you have to make a decision like, is my, you know, is it time to be proactive

1:53.0

and change my flight or should I wait and see if it starts with rain?

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