Hi, it's Hannah Burner.

And Des Bishop.

Thanks for calling the burner phone.

If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.

Were you doing my New York accent?

Hannah was doing it.

Yeah, but you know, it comes, like my Jersey accent comes out when I talk to you because

your New York is queuing my jersey. When I talk to Irish people, it's the same. Well, anyway, welcome to Burnaphone. We've started before we started. Hello. And this is Gabby Bryan. Hello. Our guest, our guest host for the day, very good friend of Hannes. Yes, one of my, one of my great friends. Accomplished comedian. Thank you. Blowing up right now.

Thank you so much. And, you know, we were looking for guest hosts. Hannah suggested you. Of course, we've got to know each other over the summer. You're out in West Hampton and all that. So welcome to the show. Thank you so much. And I do think I am qualified for this because I have dated every

single man in the city as well as Europe. And that qualifies me to give advice across bounds.

And I've dated women. Oh, well, in fairness, I didn't put out enough information about all your

qualifications on this. But in fairness, the dating prompt, which was, does you need advice about dating or complaints

about dating? And actually, a lot of people were just giving advice. And thank you, by the way.

The topic was your suggestion. I asked you, what would you like to talk about?

Right. And in terms of my, like, things that I could specialize in, it's not HVAC, you know.

Yeah.

Well, it's not that kind of podcast anyway.

If I had to think of what are my talents, I would say dating.

Right.

That's it.

But if that was your talent, would you be in a stable relationship?

You're right. Maybe it's more of a, maybe it's more of a passion project.

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