Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.

Thanks for calling the burner phone.

If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.

Hello, my little dialers.

It's not mom and dad, Sally.

Just daddy here for this episode of Burnafone.

Thank you so much for being here.

Listen, we don't like when Hannah's not here.

You're not on your own.

I'm the same.

But all I'm going to say is that kids are hard.

And this is the second weekend in a row that we had the niece and nephew here.

We had them all last week.

And then they went out to Shelter Island.

But then they came back to us.

And before we knew it, Hannah was off into the city because she's doing something very fun with Page today, like an all-day thing.

And then it was Monday.

And the episode needs to get up and I got to get it done.

So it's getting done.

I'm on my own.

One half of the burniphone duo

surrounded by our three foster kittens,

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