Hi, it's Hannah Burner.

And Des Bishop.

Thanks for calling the burner phone.

If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.

Hello, my little Diely Wiley's.

It's just mom here today.

Dad isn't mad at you. Dad went on a work trip. We don't know if he's ever coming home. It's not because of you. It's because of mommy. No, I'm just kidding. But yeah, Des is not here today. I actually, he was available. He's just traveling in Vegas and he was like, let's do it this time. And I was like, you know what? give me the mic. Let me have a solo episode. I haven't had one in forever. He's had multiple. So I said, sit back, enjoy Vegas. Go to his shows, by the way. He's there all week. And let me handle this one. Let me drive the car for the first time since I got my license. I'm so excited for this episode. I never

get to talk to you guys alone. It's like, girl time. I asked you guys just to like submit me

anything. But to preface where we're at, it's nighttime. That's the vibe. I've had a long

day. My mom came over. and you know when mom comes over

we're not chilling we are going through every piece of clothing i've ever owned um she's telling me

to throw stuff away as i should um she's asking me about all the mail i haven't opened yet um she's like

is this bill paid or not paid and i'm like i, I don't know. I don't know. It's

into my business. Also, my fancy football team's doing pretty well. So I'm on a high. I'm back

posting on TikTok. Summer's over. Okay? We're back to school. And you guys sent me a bunch of very different messages, and I'm going to just play them all.

Let's go.

What's first?

Hey, girl.

Okay, I have two serious questions for your tour.

Where do I get my tie?

Because I need one for my outfit.

And two, can I bring my cat, please?

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