Berner Phone 111: Relationship Hypocrisy
Berner Phone
Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
4.4 • 5.6K Ratings
🗓️ 8 October 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Chris is back and we're in studio. The vibes are high and we're discussing double standards in relationships.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. |
| 0:04.7 | Thanks for calling the burner phone. |
| 0:06.6 | If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast. |
| 0:14.6 | I know you guys thought I was gone, but you can't get rid of me, bitch. |
| 0:18.8 | That's a TikTok sound. |
| 0:20.2 | Is it? |
| 0:38.6 | You can't get rid of my bitch? Hannah was like, no. She was like, no, I have a few things to talk about first before. I have a couple more. Okay. Anyway, guys, look, Des says he's... Welcome to Burnerphone. Welcome to Burnerphone. Mom and dad are here. I'm not leaving the pod ever. Today is going to be fun because we're talking about relationships. |
| 0:41.6 | And I wanted to just tell you that people have asked me, like, how do you know your relationship's going to last? |
| 0:48.7 | Like, yeah, you guys hit it off in the beginning, but long term. |
| 0:52.3 | How do you know he's going to be there for you during all |
| 0:55.5 | the ups and downs and the trials and tribulations and the lows? And I was like, I know to my core |
| 1:00.8 | he's going to be there for me because he's a Mets fan. That's not bad. That's not bad, Hannah, |
| 1:08.7 | because I know suffering. |
| 1:14.5 | But also, you know, the great hip-hop song, |
| 1:16.2 | started from the bottom now we're here. |
| 1:16.8 | Drake. |
| 1:18.1 | It's pretty stressful in year one. |
| 1:20.9 | So we know we're going to stick together. |
| 1:27.3 | Anyway, we're also in studio, so if our chemistry is insane, that's why. |
| 1:28.7 | And speaking of studio. |
| 1:29.7 | Speaking of. |
| 1:30.4 | Who's here? |
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