Berner Phone #99: Things That Make You Feel Old

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Being called ma'am for the first time can really stick with you - just ask Hannah. This prompted her to ask the dialers to share the moments that have made them feel old.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.7	Thanks for calling the burner phone.
0:06.6	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:14.7	Hello, my little dialers. It's...
0:17.0	Your mother and your padre.
0:19.6	Wow, Hannahannah so multilingual
0:21.7	i did take spanish in high school
0:24.3	you guys could probably tell by the perfect accent
0:26.5	um it is
0:28.5	saturday night over here
0:30.0	and we're doing a nighttime
0:32.1	night time bonner burner phone
0:34.4	what was that
0:36.6	what was that? What was that?
0:40.0	Berner.
0:42.6	What do they call it in Spain?
0:45.0	When you eat late at night?
0:47.7	Dinner.
0:49.1	Is this siesta?
0:50.8	No, siesta is like when you have a nap.
0:53.1	Oh.
0:55.7	There's definitely like they eat late night, though, in Spain.
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