Berner Phone #98: It Shouldn't Be Awkward Pt. 2

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

A prompt so nice, we had to use it twice. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.7	Thanks for calling the burner phone.
0:06.6	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:15.0	Hello Islanders.
0:17.0	What?
0:18.3	Is that a Love Island thing?
0:20.4	I'm not even watching Love Island.
0:22.2	I feel so left out.
0:22.9	Do they say Islanders?
0:24.2	Hello Islanders.
0:25.1	And UK, but that was like a hello, governor.
0:28.3	Hannah, you haven't watched Love Island since...
0:31.5	COVID.
0:32.9	Yeah, since Mora Higgins.
0:35.2	Yes.
0:36.0	And my buddy Curtis.
0:37.8	My friend Curtis.
0:38.9	I was doing it.
0:39.7	I was saying that at Bishop Exchange recently about how like, you know,
0:42.9	and famous people have to say like, my friend, somebody.
0:46.7	It's like, why don't you just say their name?
0:48.2	Yes.
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