Berner Phone #121: Wildest Holiday Traditions

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

We're getting in the holiday spirit this week. The dialers shared their family's craziest holiday traditions.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner.
0:03.7	And Des Bishop.
0:04.7	Thanks for calling the burner phone.
0:06.6	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:14.6	Happy holidays to the dialers.
0:20.1	Wow.
0:21.3	Mom and dad are happy
0:23.4	to bring in the holidays this year.
0:27.5	Yes.
0:28.4	Unfortunately, we're not on the beach today.
0:33.3	A lot of reactions.
0:34.5	A lot of reaction on the Spotify comments to the sound of the ocean.
0:38.2	Yes, they said it was healing.
0:40.3	We healed people.
0:41.8	Calming.
0:44.3	Nice real sound effect.
0:46.6	As it turns out, I am in Aruba, but I'm not on the beach.
0:51.4	I'm in my hotel in Aruba.
0:53.0	But I'm here for shows.
0:54.0	Just in case people think I'm a never-ending person on vacation, I am actually working.
0:59.8	If you've always wanted to watch Des Do Stand-Up Comedy, which all of you should, go to Aruba this week and you can see him perform.
1:07.7	I'm here until Friday night. Performing Friday night, every night until Friday night.
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